If I had to trade my boyfriend’s right to vote ever again for like the pink tax to be eliminated I’d do with no hesitation 🤷♀️
LMAO
Oh okay
Wait are they the ones who sang Juno
The author of catcher in the rye?
Wait that was the other guy
Literally the only reason Reagan isn’t president today is because he accidentally said *not* a crook
Yeah they should’ve gotten a kiddie fiddler instead obviously!!
They tried that one episode and debunked it
Taking my allergy medicine: okay only 23 hours and 59 minutes until I can take my allergy medicine
not that she could've done much. she was dead when it happened.
It was cool
The wolves in Pluribus really should have been coyotes
Eat rocks
Who knew!
In case you can’t tell from my posts, I work with people & am employed
My coworker came in & said it’s so hot outside! So I asked him how hot is it and let’s just say he’s no David Letterman
I told my coworker my boss was looking for him and he said “let me put my doughnut away first” then my boss sighed sadly “there’s people who play on a team and people who play for themselves 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨”
ILY!
While staid was asking this I was in the kitchen trying to open a drawer that he got stuck closed and my hands really really hurt
Bluesky is full of cucks you all probably love Jack black
Would it surprise you if I said this account has 0 followers
I’m just being honest I’m sorry if it’s too much for you to accept
M. Emmett Walsh died in 2024 because he was on the naughty list
Ah yes I can’t wait for my relaxing beach vacation to…… wind
That’s nice of you to say! How are you today sassy
rhubarb mcntire
Gm
i can see that image in my minds eye
I explained what happened to you am I being targeted
