NurseDarry

a baby yoda is sticking its head out of a car window Alt: a baby yoda is sticking its head out of a car window

My children can now legally hire a car.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my little ones.

Am I the only one who does this?

I sit down with my morning coffee, feel the warm mug against my palm, and I think to myself, "The reason Trump hasn't released the Epstein files is because he's in them."

A bat biologist should be allowed to do whatever the hell they want! And hang anything up anywhere, cause… you know, bats! 🦇

a baby elephant is drinking water from a black bucket Alt: a baby elephant is drinking water from a black bucket that it’s also sitting in.

Just had a nice soak with a #Lush Blueberry Matcha Oat Latte bath bomb. The colour of the water might look as though you’d not bathed for awhile, but the feel and the smell are out of this world. 5🌟

You know who want's us to stop talking about slavery?

People that want to bring it back.

I’m sorry but look how fucking tacky he made the White House, it’s like Temu Versailles. I swear it gets cornier by the week

Kansas also has the fewest natural lakes of all states - almost all of our lakes are reservoirs, created from dammed-up rivers.

Trump blames Ukraine for getting invaded: "It's not a war that should've been started. You don't do that. You don't take on a nation that's 10 times your size ... they took probably a lot of money too."

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Complete and utter bollocks

I have to wonder why a Secretary of State would go on TV to tell them that he won't tell them anything.

You know it’s bad when the blundering buffoon that is BoJo calls it out.

Not one maga actually knows the definition of hypocrisy & it shows.

A good argument if corn fields could vote.

Terrence Stamp in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

#RIP Bernadette, General Zod, Sir Lawrence, and so many other wonderful characters. #TerranceStamp

I’d rather eat dirt (Steel Magnolias)

Meanwhile, in Oslo, the NNC is busily filing Peace Prize nominations for Trump.

I have something to say: It’s better to burn out - no wait, that’s not it…

Oh yeah, #Campari is the best thing in the frickin’ universe. #ThereCanBeOnlyOne

Picture of Sean Connery. The quote ‘a guy walks into a bar with a monkey. I can’t remember the rest, but Donald Trump is a lying sack of shit’

Day 207

Trump got on his knees.

He lavished the Russian war criminal.

He humiliated himself in search of a Nobel Prize.

AND GOT NOTHING.

Putin continued to indiscriminately kill Ukrainians during the ‘summit’.

Trump couldn’t negotiate a deal at a yard sale.

You are all caught up.

that summit could've been an email

Cap understands that reference.

This wins the Internet.

SO COOL!!

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Show me your getaway vehicle

“oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Gavin Newsom is excellent at trolling.

Yay, fandom 🎂🥳🎉😘🎁🎈🦾

"Our capital city has been overtaken by violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals." - Donald Trump, bloodthirsty criminal whose violent gang has overtaken our capital city