I just ordered mine. The first sentence was right up my street. Sold.
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INFJ. Boston. Join me as I combat a general malaise by inconsistently sharing non sequiturs when I want attention.
I just ordered mine. The first sentence was right up my street. Sold.
04.01.2026 04:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Into ittttt! ๐
02.01.2026 02:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 02025: My year in scarves
This year I cut the bullshit and started living my "The Green Ribbon" fantasy.
I covered 25% of the earth's circumference and my neck skin.
Welp. I realized a month or so ago I was still reading my book from April and wouldn't be making my reading goal for the year. However, I finished that and two more books to get me to my 50% of goal mark. Still feels like a win when I hadn't read for several years before last year. Onto the next ๐๐
30.12.2025 13:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And ginger ale
13.12.2025 18:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That 'I Lied to You' sequence is the best in like a decade. Pure magic.
08.12.2025 03:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heat is always sold out when I try to find it. ๐ซ
04.11.2025 13:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When was the last time a straight person experienced a positive feeling and did not yell "Let's go?" Seems like it's been a very long time. If this is chronic, how can we make them less happy? That shit is annoying.
27.07.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gen z is so cold
07.06.2025 02:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A lot of outerwear at this club. #ogunquitpride
07.06.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The first person we saw on vacation was Creamy Meats. We are so back.
06.06.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Celebrated the 30th anniversary of crying myself to sleep on my 7th birthday because I was getting old. Buckle up, kiddo.
17.05.2025 04:39 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I never liked Ross, but now having been to Paris, I can confirm Rachel Green is the dumbest bitch on Earth.
06.05.2025 15:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I never care about being a taurus unless I'm watching Dunst. Then I'm all "Same. Me too." Those eyes! ๐
05.05.2025 12:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The force is strong with me. Mando's handler asked everyone "Francais? English?" but to me he just said "Bonjour, Francais?"
Each time I was mistaken for a local was :: chef's kiss ::
And then I opened my mouth.
#maythe4thbewithyou #disneylandparis
#LeBรฉbรฉYoda
#LanceInFrance
"The beauty one finds alone is a prayer that longs to be shared" (imagine this is set to Miley's "Prelude")
Also, I cried 5 times during the final 12 hours because I love #Paris so much.
I'm so grateful to @yonka.paris for this once in a lifetime experience.
#LanceInFrance
- florals for spring
- a gorgeous rainbow after a long day
- my endless planning and research for Paris (less than a week now ๐ณ)
- a mossy plant ball from my mom
- shirts for the outreach group initiative I started at work to empower & help facilitate employees to engage with the community & fundraise for causes they're passionate about arrived (a day late).
- Boston Common Magazine with my 1st photo credit in print(?)
- an early Easter at my mom's with Jello eggs & niblings (not sure how I felt about the weird underwear stuffing game my mom bought, but the kids liked it)
- @timtam82.bsky.social's charcuterie board
A few things that got me through this week:
- a chilly day at Brimfield Brewfest warmed up by my double puzzle piece winner, Flying Fox Brewing's Strawberry Jalepeno Sour, Lolita, and a night at the lake with the Sharecuterie Crew (@timtam82.bsky.social)
- a man named Ray thinks I'm wonderful
- David from Survivor 48
- Kylie. Minogue.
- 'Slow' getting the 'Skirt' treatment (my entry song as an actual fan mixed with one of my favorite songs (an opinion!))
- getting my first new phone in several years
- the new phone camera (see daffodil comparison), although my old phone was kinder with selfies.
- my fountain is back
- finally going to IKEA to get a new pillow
- Leaving IKEA with upgraded furniture because a shelf I've had for over a decade was about to collapse
Things this week:
- 50k on the common (biggest rally I've seen)
- shybird irl (sb dunks!)
- an artist asking if he can draw me (first time since 2007! What have you all been waiting for?!)
- first trip to Costco (I should have been mic'd)
Robert Irwin looking fine as hell wearing only underwear, a snake, and a spider while holding a glass of water in a plastic lawn chair in the front yard
Lily, the cartoon girl from Duolingo, standing next to the French phrase " Je mange assez."
A guy in a sweater and a hat
- Robert Irwin
- French
- my therapist pointing out he's recognized the breakthrough I sensed a couple weeks ago ๐ฅณ
The menu screen for 'Queer' on a television
A hand holding up a mug featuring a Santa hat on the word "Mr."
A Dear America book called "Voyage on the Great Titanic: The Diary of Margaret Ann Brady / RMzs Titanic, 1912" resting on a duvet
- 'Queer' being on max
- being told that scene at the end was one of the most me things on film (true.)
- finally drinking the hot chocolate we put out to have on Xmas
- starting April by rereading this children's book about Titanic I loved as a gayby (needed something lighter after CMBYM & Queer)
The sun shining over the Charles River with sail boats in silhouette on hazy day.
Two plates of bacon, eggs, & Mickey waffles with glittery syrup
A tree in full bloom with pink blossoms in front of brownstones
A half-eaten apple turnover in a zip lock bag with "day-old Danish" written on it
A few things that got me through this week:
- Brighter Days Ahead (album + literally)
- Act 1 of Miley's 'Something Beautiful'
- Breakfast for dinner
- Mickey waffles
- the trees in Back Bay in bloom
- a coworker giving me an apple turnover + the opportunity to send a Golden Girls joke to @timtam82
Leave it in both. Don't let it interrupt your creative flow because you don't think you're supposed to. There's nothing stopping you from changing it in time with different eyes. Otherwise, it could be a refrain of sorts within the larger work. With that said, I have no experience & write for myself
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