Drew Mackie

Drew Mackie

@drewgmackie.bsky.social

“Make way for Superman!” said Superman as he punched everyone at the Coffee Bean. He/him. Los Angeles. Dog. Mustache. Gayest Episode Ever: https://gayestepisodeever.com Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games: https://thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com

7,579 Followers 1,297 Following 3,666 Posts Joined Jun 2023
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Question for people who speak Japanese: Have you encountered the idea among native Japanese-speakers that the word "kong" (コング or kongu) means "gorilla"?

If you have, is it something that people use knowing it's a King Kong reference? Or is the belief that "kong" is used this way in English?

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7 hours ago

But he does come up with a better name: Soda

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8 hours ago

Every time I find out a friend is going to have a baby, I suggest the name Snackolyn and for some weird reason no one has used it yet. It’s super weird.

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1 day ago

With a name like Rhythm, it’s no wonder she grew up to be a dancer

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1 day ago

'The Florsheim Shoes' is a MAGA retelling of 'The Red Shoes'

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1 day ago

Like, I should have just ignored it but I legit felt like he was trying for a fight as opposed to attempting to change my opinion. And I just wanted to point out that he was being rude and annoying.

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He blocked me so he won’t see this, but it is wild to have someone respond to you with “actually your opinion is wrong” and then have that person get all hurt when you’re like “What was your gameplan here? What response were you hoping to elicit?”

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2 days ago

Why would that affect how it looks? Why isn't it just a smaller version of the belly button I've seen on humans and other mammals?

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2 days ago

Now I don't know what to believe

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2 days ago

why don't dogs have bellybuttons #urgent

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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

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There are some truly wild creatures lurking in the various prototypes of Yoshi's Island... including this giant Birdo-Koopa Troopa fusion?

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/melon-b...

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2 days ago

Oh whoa. I played Smooth Moves but have no recollection of this.

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It's Mar10 Day, and that seems as good a reason as any to post a thread of the notable Super Mariology studies I've been doing on Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games.

First up: SMB2 was made *after SMB3. That's why it looks better.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/super-m...

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2 days ago

I discuss this in the post!

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One last one before we conclude this year’s Mar10 celebrations: Just because Popeye once jumped over a barrel doesn’t mean that’s why it’s a central mechanic in Donkey Kong.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/why-doe...

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Why did the Super Mario anime make Toad female? My theory is that someone just misinterpreted the original SMB Mushroom Retainer sprite and saw Toad’s vest as a bikini top. The perception is more widespread than you might think…

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/toad-fe...

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Funky Kong and frasier

goodnight

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Why did the Super Mario anime make Toad female? My theory is that someone just misinterpreted the original SMB Mushroom Retainer sprite and saw Toad’s vest as a bikini top. The perception is more widespread than you might think…

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/toad-fe...

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2 days ago
Closeup of Mario sprite on a CRT where you can see the whites of his eyes!

Agreed and confirmed!

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2 days ago

I remember this, and I actually don't know. But it might be a good candidate for the wanted list on my site. Also? Who the hell is that rabbit driving a car??

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The weirdo cast from Wario's Woods includes an actual devil that is most likely a violation of Nintendo's NES-era policy against any depicting religion in video games.

thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/nintend...

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There are some truly wild creatures lurking in the various prototypes of Yoshi's Island... including this giant Birdo-Koopa Troopa fusion?

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/melon-b...

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2 days ago

I get int that in this piece. Maybe? But I think probably not.

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How Nonexistence Connects Chrono Trigger to Super Mario Bros. 2 — Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games Belthasar was off by one letter; all life actually begins with mu and and ends with mu!

Yes. I have that in some post somewhere. Maybe this one?

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/how-non...

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Are Super Mario’s Mushrooms a Reference to Hallucinogenic Drugs? — Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games Mentioned herein: Alice in Wonderland, Santa Claus, the Smurfs, Minnie Mouse, and 1970s toadstool decor.

No, the mushrooms in Super Mario Bros. were not inspired by real-life hallucinogenic mushrooms.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/super-m...

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3 days ago

Obviously, I think they look better. That's why I wrote this. Anytime someone says "this is better than that," it's obviously an opinion. What I'm reacting to is you essentially saying "No, your opinion is wrong." Like, what reaction were you hoping to get there?

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3 days ago

I was referring to the SMB2 sprite. It was a typo. And I'm afraid I don't know where you're coming from, since you responded to an opinion with "no you're wrong." Like, that's not exactly a convsertation-starter, you know?

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3 days ago

*SMB2

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Mallow’s Name Is a Better Pun in the Japanese Version of Super Mario RPG — Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games He’s a marshmallow, obviously, but there’s a lot more wordplay going on involving Mario and mushrooms.

Mallow's name is actually a pretty good pun on Mario's... it's just basically impossible to spot in English.

www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/mallow-...

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