I know there is no such thing as a benevolent god because such a being wouldn’t condemn me to a life where I can perceive myself but not have the ability to completely and utterly fuck myself

5?!?

now Hank you know damn well…😅

excuse me, what???

the government is actually so nasty for taking TikTok away from me. #1 op behavior

you is not a girl…YOU IS A SIR!

this is so stupid…there’s like 75 more years left to replace these flops wtf

if you walk on the gay crosswalks your ankles go limp

can someone eat my ass but do it the ocky way

is she holding you hostage?

no mom said it was my turn because I have to write a paper

I’m loving this first season

if they take @princess_milkyyy away from me I’m going to end it i’m not even kidding rn

cele-born?

UNPROMPTED?!?

is this a psyop?

no…give it back…*I mutter under me breath low enough that no one can hear me*

I really need @milkyy_tweets on here ASAP

jorkin that jorkin that jorkin that jorkin that
ah ha a-
when i’m in the club yeah i’m (jorkin that)
when in the house yeah i’m (jorkin that)
365, goony girl (jorkin that)

call me an astrologist the way the pussy got me seeing stars ⭐️ 🌟

do you think Dumbledore was giving backshots or getting them?

for christmas my true love gave to me:
1 new vape
2 lines of coke
3 drinks from the bar
4 more lines of coke
5 guys fries
6 hits of my blunt
7 more lines of coke
8 pairs of shoes
9 bb belts
and
10 drunk cigarettes

I went to the big, stinky, dead pussy convention and everybody knew you

let’s go to ellie and mason house and do a mukbang with her medications

mfs be 5’5 saying “call me daddy” how bout I call someone over to bring you a ladder, buddy

call this pussy BOQ the way your man be MUNCHKIN on it

mayor of munchkinland? more like mayor of CUCKland 😂😂😂

wait…if he was a female fashion designer and had that dead look in her eyes…dare I say I’d be a stan

lmao not the lice