hazel felix 🍉

aaaaaa excited for u!

add more gay

Me talking to my non-binary friends now like

a pikachu with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .

doctor: yes this treatment will cause inflammation, you can't get rid of it, but it's shown very effective for patients similar to your case

me: yes sounds reasonable I would like to do it

also me, when in pain from inflammation:

wow that is gorgeous

Many mostly small, bright objects scattered over a dark background in space. In the top half on the right is an elliptical galaxy, a round light larger than the others, with a slightly warped ring of light around it. In the bottom half there is a barred spiral galaxy, big enough that we can see its bluish arms and its core in detail. Other objects include distant galaxies and nearby stars.

WAKE UP BABE, THE FIRST NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF 2025 DROPPED!!!

hey quick question. why are you like this 💀😭

update they did this again literally the next day 😭 we'll get you and fly one day we're gonna start practicing our technique 💀😤

anyway I can't wait for 2025 🫠

extra fuck you to the first student loan rep who blamed me for not resending the application or give them a call about it because I wasn't told it can expire, I didn't receive a single notification that it did expire, and that I'm SOL and it's a bank issue not a student loan issue.

shoutout to the bank lady for helping me out and waiving some fees so you only get $100 of fees and not $150. and the 2nd student loan rep who actually helped and re-sent the docs I needed and told me they'd be refunded if my bank lets the charge through.

and then your bank charges you $48 for each of those charges overreacting you so you lose $100 for the privilege of getting fucked over by the NSLSC 🙃

tfw 2024 finds a way to fuck you over in the last day. imagine both provincial and national student loans tell you your account is on hold while they wait for docs that are delayed bc of a strike, then they don't tell you that it would expire and they overdraft your bank account anyway 🙃

Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded

hey, at least you broke your 17 day AOC record!

it's not my fault I had to pee 😭

Absolutely losing it at this picture of @vietnabees.bsky.social

you did my mom SO dirty in that Funko shot 😭

three people standing behind an unlit sign that says “zoo lights”. the person on the left is vĩ, a half asian nonbinary adult with brown hair and blonde bangs wearing black pants, a red sweater, a brown sherpa coat, and black sunglasses. beside them is ryan, a black man with red locs wearing a red and black plaid jacket, light blue ripped jeans, and glasses that have transitioned with the sun. beside him is hazel felix, an asian nonbinary adult with brown hair wearing a baggy black jacket, black pants, and glasses. they are holding up a peace sign and all people in the photo are smiling widely

vĩ, from the last photo, is jumping and clicking their heels to the right with their arms above their head and hands connecting. they are under multiple lights that are shaped in candy canes in multiple colours

vĩ is posed beside an illuminated hippo with their mouth open leaning backwards with their hand on their forehead like swooning or scared of being eaten by the hippo

vĩ is posed sitting in a red sleigh that says “sc” on the front and smiling brightly at the camera, potentially mid laugh. behind them is a cartoon elf wearing red with green mittens and holding lights and a bunch of foliage in the back

brunch and zoo lights with my favourite viewer (@fazelhelix.bsky.social ) and most banned mod ( @bedoviann.bsky.social ). love these nerds

yes these are the only photos of the entire visit on my phone I was too busy trying to make sure I don't run over any children with the wheelchair 💀😭

also shoutout @bedoviann.bsky.social for driving, taking pictures, and also pushing my wheelchair when it died, and being my husband I guess lol

three nerds pose with a giant sign that says "zoo lights" before the zoo lights sign turned on

king penguins in a zoo enclosure taking a snooze

king penguins napping and a Rockhopper penguin in a zoo enclosure

shoutout to @vietnabees.bsky.social for taking us to brunch, popping our zoo lights cherry, taking cringe couple pictures of us, and helping push my wheelchair when the battery died LMAO

This is my oil painting of the gods eye nebula 🥹

A top shot of tile floors and a person's feet covered in blue nitrile gloves, giving the impression of a blue-footed booby

POV: you need to bleach your floor but you don't want bleach on your feet or indoor slippers so you do your best blue-footed booby impression

you're so pretty!!

he said this out loud to me like half an hour ago and my chest still hurts 💀😭💀💀💀

a stylized illustration of a pink Chinese dragon with yellow horns, claws, and a yellow crescent Moon on his forehead. Text around him reads, "no accomplishment is too small to celebrate!"

Yue would like to remind you to celebrate all of your accomplishments 🌙🩷