โWhy am I so covered in bruises?โ
- @criticalmrs.bsky.social the woman that just fell twice on the same attempt to walk up 4 steps.
@jessejerdak.bsky.social
Artist. Friend. Fighter. Lover. Storyteller. Actual Kodiak bear in a flannel shirt. He/Him/Mamabear DND, TTRPG, Music, mayhem
โWhy am I so covered in bruises?โ
- @criticalmrs.bsky.social the woman that just fell twice on the same attempt to walk up 4 steps.
Mouse is the sweetest! 1000/10 human
29.01.2026 02:46 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Hell yeah, Borther!! ๐ช
28.01.2026 01:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Upscrolled. Do it
28.01.2026 00:59 โ ๐ 69 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0๐งก๐งก๐งก
17.01.2026 22:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love you, fren. Thank you for being a rebel with me.
13.01.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0 Patriarchal fixation on hyper-violence shaped, and most often damaged my entire life.
But it was never who I โwasโ, and I refuse to believe that men are violent by default.
We can do better, we must.
I am speaking from experience. As someone who far exceeded traditional expectations of masculinity, I was pressured into the โwarriorโ archetype. I spent ages as a competitive fighter, and hurt other men for sport. I learned the maintenance and applications of several types of firearm.
13.01.2026 00:37 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Unpopular opinion:
No one is a warrior. Feudal romanticization of violence has irreparably damaged several generations of men that were born gentle. You were not born with a sword or a gun in your hand. ๏ฟผ You were destined for bigger and more meaningful things than to die for an uncaring king.๏ฟผ
An eye for a ICE
07.01.2026 18:32 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Yessss
04.12.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My short king! ๐คฃ
04.12.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Youโre so tall!! ๐ฎ
03.12.2025 22:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you for sharing with us, Andy!!! We freaking adore you, man.
03.12.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh hey!!๐งก awesome see you on blue sky!
03.12.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0How do we convince @jessejerdak.bsky.social to cosplay Superman because
03.12.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I already do! But only for kiddos that need Superman.
03.12.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐งก๐ป๐งก
03.12.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was so looking forward to seeing yall!! ๐๐
03.12.2025 03:03 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0S-tier comment ๐งก
03.12.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No you! ๐งก
03.12.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Threads had to see it. You do too.
Thanks for the awesome picture, @redhatjessy.bsky.social !
Yโall need to watch and support Oops All Himbos! Itโs magic
It was great hanging out with you!!๐งก
01.12.2025 18:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You coulda just said nothing, lady. But now we all know that youโre rude.
28.11.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฅน๐งก
28.11.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oops All Himbos is something uniquely fun. Itโs so special. Itโs more than just beefy dudes, itโs more than just comedy, it has heart. It is pure joy.
Thanks for letting me play along @whoisjayfoster.com
Thanks @9thlevelgames.bsky.social for putting up with us ๐ ๐
Hey. I love Seph. Respect her boundaries. This message is for your own wellbeing.
28.11.2025 07:19 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heโs my size!! ๐ฅน
I may be a little too old, but outside of that? I got this.
Adore you!!
25.11.2025 02:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love you, Miss Tanya. Itโs always so good to see you.
24.11.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0