FroggoBonano

Comic. [Large panel showing curve of Earth with upward opening curve below the surface labeled “constant curvature borehole.” Two smaller overlaid panels show (1) People next to machine on tracks with a tube pointed to the ground labeled “directional drilling rig” and (2) Earth with a ring embedded in it.] [caption] Good news: Geologists have decided that Earth is finally old enough to get its first lithosphere piercing!

Piercing

xkcd.com/3145/

Dude foot fetishists without object permanence must HATE socks

I forgot this app existed

Comic. [Graph. Y-axis: Weather Model Accuracy. X-axis: Number of weather balloon launches per day (scale: 1, 10, 100, 1,000, 1 million, 1 billion, 1 trillion). Graph shows fewer balloons at first and a point on curve for “current rat,” and then increasing balloons toward the upper right where there’s art of the sun and an arrow pointing to cluster with note “Layer of weather balloons, not accounted for in models, blocks sunlight from reaching Earth,” then curve reduces sharply]

Weather Balloons

xkcd.com/3107/

Comic. SOUND EFFECT: ⚠ BOOP! [person with hands on head sitting at computer desk] PERSON: AAAAA! I heard it *again!* *Where* is that *coming* from!? [caption] It turns out living well is only the *second*-best revenge. The *best* revenge is making a tiny hole in someone’s wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.

Alert Sound

xkcd.com/3100/

Tbf, of those 100k, i’m sure a good number of people just are looking and laughing. I had a friend follow him yesterday because he wants to see what and when kanye tweets. Not because he agrees with him, but because it’s crazy. Similar to why a lot of people followed Trumps twitter during first term

Another absolute classic.

Megamind? Meganaturals (this is explicitly Pomtacular's fault)

I just wanna crush old games that I failed as a kid to make myself feel a lil better about myself.

I wanna play that old indiana jones lego game that was on the lego site where it’s like a 2d scrolling platformer. kinda like a sideways temple run.

"woo hoo!", flug in their death grips concert outfit. very happy! (you can tell by the extra eye shine..)

flug laying on a banana, its so awesome

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.

Oh look new game 😍

for those who wanted blue instead of orange

The lack of new dialogue in the festival of the lost, combined with the absolute grindiness of it, makes the new weapons and perks feel so underwhelming even if they are great. The event needs new haunted sectors and dialogue, or a whole revamp for it to be interesting.

I don't have any particular feeling towards threads, on this page I'm more concerned that Temu is still actively being used and growing at this point

I also haven't used any social media in like 4 years beside Discord if that even counts (at least not regularly/actively)

I don't know if people sit on platforms like these and just brainstorm for like 30 minutes to write a banger tweet/post because I swear I've never thought of a funny thing to post.