Marc Peirson

I wrote some stand up comedy for Him one time 🤓

Well done 👍😂

And deserve the full serving. 🤗🙌✊

Change a couple letters in your surname and you’ll sell thousands!

Most excellent new from Denmark* And so pleased it has worked out so well Sam 🙌✊xx

*Shakespeare not Trump

Another proud day for America.

This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained

God yes. It wasn’t my fault the original footage on something was destroyed. So I am even more pissed off about it. Might be able to salvage it sometime. But broke at the moment. 😬😁

Yeah, god knows these things sometimes do. I’ve got corrupted footage and it is not a good kind of pain.

That is a horror story. Good luck getting it in the can! 👍

Trouble with TayTay is she always insists on going Dutch and I ain’t got that kind of money!

NOEM: “We can’t trust the government anymore.”
BASH: “You are the government.”
NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔

The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today

This is sad to learn

And who tf were yall calling a war criminal again…. Ohhhhh ok right!!! What I thought

Or read one

It’s hard to believe a president would time an illegal military attack to distract the public’s attention, but today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production. Maybe it is just a coincidence.

Tossed on the glittering air they soar and skim, Whose voices make the emptiness of light A windy palace. Quavering from the brim Of dawn, and bold with song at edge of night, They clutch their leafy pinnacles and sing Scornful of man, and from his toils aloof Whose heart's a haunted woodland whispering; Whose thoughts return on tempest-baffled wing; Who hears the cry of God in everything, And storms the gate of nothingness for proof.

That Siegfried Sassoon sure could write 'em (when he wanted to).

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

Bloody Mary Pop Ins

When I was growing up, John you were the only male actor I would watch a film just because you were in it. And you weren’t even acting in films then. Just saying.

❤️ 🇨🇦

Hello fellow writers, artists gardeners, musicians general humanity people. Have decided the chainsaw mans site is not the place for civilisation. Hope to have peaceful interactions here.

Maybe she was fetching trout?

The Pilot Episode.

Presenting Beano

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Picture of Jeremy Clarkson with his 2010 quote: “Land is a better investment than any bank can offer. The govt doesn’t get any of my money when I die.”

Narrator voice: “Little did he know…”