Patricia Correll

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The Good House by Tananarive Due is $1.99 on the Kindle store, if you need to know that.

The time change is wild. I got up, washed all the dishes from yesterday (was being lazy), made breakfast, fed cats, got myself dressed, took a walk for an hour, cleaned the whole kitchen, ate lunch, played three days of Stardew Valley, and it was only noon 🤨

This morning I went out to feed the Ferals. Only Milly & Vash, the dumb orange, were out. As they came to the bowls, they bumped heads and walked together.

STOP MAKING FRIENDS, MILLY. I am not feeding the entire damn neighborhood!

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Mr. Hammond, I think we're back in business!

I wish I had a fossilized scythe claw so I could give the kids Grant's speech about how they kill you

I had to cut off part of the box to make it fit in the car. Luckily the electric panel covers that part.

They trick the viewer by giving them the best costumes 😄

It's vile, absolutely evil.

Last year's post-Halloween Aldi clearance find. $5! Peep the spider on her hat.

Cold & hideous, just like him.

40 million people are losing food benefits and he's posting about making a bathroom uglier.

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After another long, busy day, Martin likes to relax in his hot tub.

Thanks for following his adventures in #31DaysofMartin!

Sydney Sweeney, honey, you walk around practically naked all you want. Hollywood will kick you to the curb one minute after you turn 40, like it always does, so make that money while you can, girl.

I have all year to collect only the finest rocks!

There really are, and the lack of tedious battle scenes is a bonus!

One good thing about the Vorkosigan Saga is that there's not a lot of drawn-out battle scenes, which I never much liked, because Miles physically can't fight very well, if at all.

I see people who offer potatoes & ramen for trick or treaters, and they say they're popular. Next year I'll do a Great Pumpkin theme & offer a bowl of rocks, to see how many kids choose them.

Bad news, Fifth-grader changed his mind. He wants a Snoopy pumpkin instead of a Misfits skull (good news for me, Snoopy is much easier!).

Martin and Lucky enjoy the backyard trampoline. Pomeroy is still suspicious of it, though. #31DaysofMartin

Explaining how some people don't carve a pumpkin but rather scrape off the skin so the candle inside will illuminate the flesh and I feel like Illuminate the Flesh would be a good band name.

Like a lot of kids, Martin wanted to be a paleontologist. But he never had a chance until now, when some friendly dinosaur ghosts mentioned where they were buried. #31DaysofMartin

I cut up a jalapeno like 2 hours ago & washed my hands multiple times since then, but I just rubbed my eye and it burns like hell so you know what? I am just going to go to bed. Good night.

Found these in the back of the car and was confused until the husband told me he found them on the windshield one day, figured I would like them but forgot to give them to me. I do like them 😄 #tonyalamo

Soooo...not entirely sure how I'm getting it to the trunk or treat, to be honest.

Fifth-grader: I want the pumpkin to be punk rock this year.

Me, designated pumpkin carver: LOL like a Misfits skull.

FG: Yes! I want a Misfits skull!

What have I done? 😅

Someone put a Christmas book on hold.

It's OCTOBER!! 😩

Martin briefly fell in with a bad crowd. But don't worry, he made sure Napoleon's jewels were returned to their rightful place. #31DaysofMartin