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GUN NOSE An action-mystery RPG where you uncover clues and hunt killer robots, rendered in a revolutionary top-down 3D pixel art style.

GUYS PLEASE CHECK THIS GAME OUT THIS LOOKS SO AMAZING

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?" PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England." PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car." PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma." PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."

wizard interview

A promotional flyer for Kaiju the Cat's EP, "Yes! I Am Now Kaiju!". The flyer contains the EP's tracklist, as well as informs the viewer of physical media being available, the release being on all streaming services, and a QR code in the bottom right to the bandcamp page

KAIJU THE CAT;
"Yes! I Am Now Kaiju!"
AVAILABLE ON CD AND DELUXE CASSETTE.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a nasally delivered, antibiotic-inactivated Bordetella pertussis (AIBP) vaccine that NOT ONLY prevents SEVERE disease BUT also CURBS bacterial TRANSMISSION. This NEEDLE-FREE AIBP platform could open the door to new vaccines against other respiratory bacteria.

Do you think Scott Adams reunited in heaven with the son he murdered like it was the ending of sinners

Modern day Gom Jabbar test: would you visit a red state if the pussy was fine enough

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

let's all celebrate scott adamses life by watching the real episode of dilbert where dilbert gets pranget

Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

troll riddler where you have to solve his 3 riddles to pass gotham bridge

thank god

Google search "isaac asimov vs arthur c clarke" Did you mean: isaac asimov *and* arthur c clarke

No. i want to see them fight

One of the best to ever do it

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

don't take my word for it. listen to what critics are saying

Yes! I Am Now Kaiju!, by Kaiju The Cat 7 track album

kaijuthecat.bandcamp.com/album/yes-i-...

genuinely cannot reccomend this album enough if you are a fan of instrumental guitar, at all. if i could get the cd version right now, i would.

truth and real

can confirm; peak

he said he can give me 3 blowjobs and thats when i realized i bought the genie lamp from the blowjob brothers

rubbing a genies big fat lamp rn i'll brb

it is 5 am what am i doing

a camera pans into your body after taking FGTeeV HRT like you're in Osmosis Jones and its just this fucking thing screaming like it got murdered

doing big things in skate