keelz

he’d give you the cup off his nuts 😔

what do you MEAN balnor shows up in naddpod campaign 3

brian murphy you rat bastard!!!

nooooo don’t walk into the bathroom while i’m poopin on the clock i’m shy 😳🫣🤭🤫🫠

ilysm, give yourself the grace you’d give me and then double it 🖤

oh no @turquoisepaladin.bsky.social feel better soon bestie 😭✊

you would loveeee

things are tough but i’m just like really happy with the direction my life is going right now

it’s actually criminal how badly i wish i could be comfy cozy in bed and also play date everything

this ain’t even about how i look anymore (it’s still there tho dw) i’m just afraid that denim will never fit me again

tw weight change

i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!

trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete
trauma dump & delete

need 2 b euthanized

the audacity to not send this to squad </3

i’m a hypochondriac for weird shit bc why have i spent my whole day researching lipedema and lymphatic drainage methods

tldr: “so basically,, they’re madly in love”

a while back i was showing my boyfriend some of dan and phil’s sims 4 series and he asked me “are they in a relationship?” and i simply had to sigh heavily as i prepared to drop like fifteen years of lore on him

start using finch again and set a medication alarm that way, i like that it stays in my notifs without periodically blaring at me like a standard alarm 🐣

featuring two cocktails and OP’s hot boyfriend Jesse (@superradcatdad.bsky.social)

a slice of pizza on a plate and a cocktail. the pizza features several veggies, a large basil leaf, and a lemon slice. the cocktail is pink and features a sprig of mint and a pink umbrella.

i’m so full of love i could barely eat ✨

NDA, Scary, Shots Fired, Girls in the Hood 🔥

glad we’re both still phan trash in the year of our lord 2025

man if i don’t get an email from [redacted] or [redacted] about [redacted] soon i’m genuinely going to fucking crash out

yeah jesse and i have to periodically make our sims make out for a while so they still like each other 💀

these sims 1 mfs wanna die so bad, they refuse to clean and then get so mad that the house is nasty 😭

@monicarlo.bsky.social idk if you’re into older sims games like you are sims 4 but gd sims 1 is crunchy and grindyyyy

jesse and i started a house together on sims 1. the smiley home™️ (a portmanteau of our last names) features a lot of victorian and gothic architecture, stained glass, cathedral windows, and the like. keely smiley is a criminal and jesse smiley is an up-and-coming celebrity. ✨

and yeah i am over here watching react / commentary content about fundies, sue me

something extremely on brand about paul & morgan talking about how their first time together took “FOREVERRRR” (one hour)

oh hey hot stuff ;)

there have been at least 38 confirmed wildfires in the state of arkansas today, in case anyone was curious about how the whole climate change thing is going

he received a harmonica for his birthday btw, in case y’all were wondering