a distant crow

and just in case you’re worried: of course he sucks. he’s the worst. he’s an objectively terrible person and finding him entertaining is ren(or. well. the oc formerly known as ren)’s biggest personal failing

if you’re curious how things are going over here in distantcrow central, we’ve gotten attached to an evil original side character and made an entire au into origfic because we didn’t want to get rid of him like we’d have to for canon

🥞☕️☕️ #akeshu // (akiren twins) two for one

i agree with the others— you’re absolutely not obligated to do anything at all, but whatever you do write/talk about/etc will be cherished!!

i have my evil little mobpego idea and i’m poking at it but it’s haaaaaard and there’s not as much genuine character interaction

i Gotta get back to writing reprehensible filth

prev **hguh**

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ren's nipples development diary 🍼

🔞 🥞☕️ akeshu // tied together

i think getting to play with joker titties would save me. i think it would fix me. for like three minutes before goro akechi murdered me for it

i need it. the jitties. the joobs

save me joker titty………………..

🔞 #akeshu 🥞☕️ titty suck for the soul… 😤

oh you know what i COULD do. i could do a cnc chikan thing. it wouldn’t get me all the way to the core premise of cowgirl in a little skirt and a cage but i COULD do some titty stuff and god knows i Love titty stuff

listen it’s what she deserves!!! and perhaps at some point i will figure out how to write it*

*and it will probably go on my main. but i want to propagandize her here too. nowhere is safe.

sighs. this is my Mean Evil Dead Dove (and also omegaverse) Account, which means probably if i write any transfem ren it will end up on my main rather than here[i mean whattt nooooo i don’t have a main. i’m not SO OBVIOUS]. but know i am thinking about her always.

the TROUBLE is my stuff tends towards the mean w/subren and i’m not as comfortable with maledom/femsub as i am m/m. i look at tgirl ren and i do not want to make her sad.
i do however want to put her in a chastity cage and a cute little skirt and watch her tits bounce as she rides her bf. you know?

was thinking about stuff for a different au but man. i gotta write some transfem ren stuff. i MUST

what a beautiful evening to sexualize joker persona5

IT’S REALLY GOOD RIGHT. and he’s there watchdogging it, if a shadow tries to go for it anyway they are fucking Shredded

the funniest headcanon combo consequence i have is transfem futaba AND transfem ren and sojiro being like **another???????? is it ME?** like he’s not mad about it or anything he loves being a girl dad but ?????

on the shadowfucking mobpego front i do just think it would be fun for him to get spitroasted by giant inhuman monsters who are completely ignoring His pleasure and just using him as a toy to get off. i think that would be fun.

-is just a different kind of possession if you think about it. the first to use him and the one to take him home etc.

anyway back to your regularly scheduled akeshu: something something goro/loki/robin fucking all his holes First before any shadows can. just so everyone who comes through knows they’re not special and they don’t own him. &then also last. unless ren is so out of it they need to dip immediately which-

(shuake) plus i think akechi would enjoy the attention. so would ren! but while i am firmly of the belief that the only even marginally healthy way g can indulge in vulnerability is with ren there to hold him together, he is also a slut for attention and adrenaline. he’s a CELEBRITY. so.

(SHUAKE, WARNING U NOW, i know who follows me,)

the mementos free use thing is honestly a scenario that i think works equally well/better with goro in the pillory because i do think ren is more predisposed to letting other people touch his things just so long as everyone knows they’e His

ideal scenario is a tape over the pussy situation where his other holes are available (i go back and forth on if he’s charging for this. compelling if he is compelling if he isn’t yk) but his cunt Belongs To His Owner

most of my goros are deeply possessive(and so is this one. dgmw.) but one of my idle scene concepts i think about sometimes is him taking ren down to mementos and locking him in like. a pillory or something. and crooning mocking affection at him as he lets him get absolutely ruined by shadows

oh no you’re fine!! i’m a big fan of tentacles, so i’ve gotten quite good by necessity at not MINDING weird monsterfucker breeding kink stuff, lol. it’s actual pregnancy i actively avoid, and even then there’s lots of leeway :>

and more importantly nobody else is posting the porn i wanna read. but i don’t want to be the one to write it. my life is really hard you guys