Fossil Daddy

YouTube video by Fossil Daddy Candace Owens thinks Dinosaurs are Fake and WHAT?!

Candice Owens' anti-science grift has moved onto dinosaurs being "fake and gay?!" Oh, you KNOW Actual Gay Paleontologist @fossildaddy.bsky.social is gonna have words...

New video is out! Candace Owens says Dinosaurs are Fake & Gay... I have thoughts. Watch here ⏩⏩: youtu.be/HQXhJlK5ycA

Ages!

It will if you take care of it

Obviously

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this 🙄🙄

I'm reaching out via email to everyone today too

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this 🙄🙄

I only found my Rizz when I fled the country for a while

Haha thank you! I was so proud of it! I made in Home Economics class and I was the only male 🥲

He had no style. He had no grace. This Long had a funny face (what a difference 20 years makes tho).

Also yes I posted those cosplays unironically from 2004-2007

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Girl on the bottom left probably had a great glow-up (speaking as a former dorky gremlin myself).

Hey! If you bought opals from me, there's been a crazy delay in shipment due to tarrifs, and international shipments are moving at a snail's pace. As soon as my raw opals arrive I'm getting right to work on them and getting them out asap. Sorry for any inconvenience! It never takes this long.

Flattering

I'm well over 30

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been quietly recovering from a self-inflicted spinal injury (aka I lifted with my back instead of my legs, because apparently I keep forgetting my 20s were like twenty years ago.)

I'd rather be the one breaking other's backs, not my own.

Watch me lose my shit over this right wing grifter thinking he purchased an *authentic* MUMMIFIED FAIRY! ⏩⏩ youtu.be/6FJj8BmtoQw?...

YouTube video by Fossil Daddy This Racist Right Wing Grifter thought he bought a Mummified Fairy! XD

Huh... You'd think that right-wing conspiracy theorists would try to stay away from fairies as much as possible... as Actual Gay Paleontologist @fossildaddy.bsky.social talks about the grifts and groans of L.A. Marzulli...

They're looking through their binoculars on the wrong side

Watch me lose my shit over this right wing grifter thinking he purchased an *authentic* MUMMIFIED FAIRY! ⏩⏩ youtu.be/6FJj8BmtoQw?...

Praying for this

Meeting so many amazing artists on the islands during this vacation has inspired me to finally put more time and energy into creating the fossil jewelry line I’ve always dreamed of. Tell me my teeny tiny dinosaur tracks wouldn't look badass set in a ring or pendant.

These cliffs run red with your 🩸

These cliffs run red with your 🩸

I don't know where people get the idea that hair can't be preserved in fossils, because it absolutely can lol

Unfortunately not, just geological iron deposit

When I get back from vacation, I think I'm gonna start setting some of my smaller fossils into some jewelry... Mostly for myself but I'll make some available too!

No, thank you!

Oh damn, just one left!