If I used ivermectin, I'd be too sheepish to admit it.
07.10.2025 16:51 β π 120 π 6 π¬ 21 π 0@mnemonic.bsky.social
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If I used ivermectin, I'd be too sheepish to admit it.
07.10.2025 16:51 β π 120 π 6 π¬ 21 π 0If I used ivermectin, I'd be too sheepish to admit it.
07.10.2025 16:49 β π 38 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0Siva Vaidhyanathan: "Why This Essay Could Cause the University of Virginia to Shut Down" newrepublic.com/article/2013... via @newrepublic.com
07.10.2025 15:35 β π 18 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0"Russet-tone."
07.10.2025 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I have not seen further, it is because giants have been standing on my shoulders.
07.10.2025 01:52 β π 207 π 31 π¬ 9 π 1Russet-tone makeup plus declaring war on your own country's cities really puts the "dick" into "dick-tater."
06.10.2025 11:44 β π 201 π 24 π¬ 7 π 2Occasionally, Denzel is on a plane.
05.10.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are you asking me to respond on a proposition I never asserted? Perhaps you meant to address your question to someone else?
03.10.2025 03:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?
03.10.2025 03:43 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are people who delight in being monsters.
03.10.2025 03:35 β π 35 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0I couldn't have guessed that the new season of PEACEMAKER would involve an alternate timeline in which World War II was won by the MAGAzis.
03.10.2025 02:36 β π 53 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Iβm sure you do. Let us know when youβre back in town.
01.10.2025 23:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still remember a lot from Sunday School (stmarks-houston.org), which can be helpful in assessing pronunciamento cheese on Twitter.
01.10.2025 11:51 β π 194 π 25 π¬ 19 π 4Yeah, I knew the Niven story well before Wikipedia was even a glint in Jimmy's eye.
25.09.2025 15:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know, if Jor-El and Lara had had a daughter instead of a son, their plan to preserve Kryptonian genes through their offspring's interbreeding with Earth's humans would have seemed rather less threatening.
25.09.2025 14:46 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0βͺMike Godwinβ¬
I couldnβt have guessed that when they were trumpeting (so to speak) βCommunity Valuesβ they were referring to the Darkest Timeline.
I couldnβt have guessed that when they were trumpeting (so to speak) βCommunity Valuesβ they were referring to the Darkest Timeline.
25.09.2025 11:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The technical term for the disfiguring, swelling dickishness in the administration? "Sycophantiasis."
23.09.2025 03:30 β π 319 π 49 π¬ 13 π 4Probably one ought not ought to infer from the contract that the contracting talent has a right to go on-air with a show.
23.09.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wanted to make a joke about this, but couldn't bring myself to engage in Homan Trafficking.
23.09.2025 02:56 β π 102 π 17 π¬ 4 π 1The Supreme Court has clarified the Administration's theory of checks and balances: a blank check is a kind of check, and a negative balance is a kind of balance.
23.09.2025 02:45 β π 543 π 119 π¬ 11 π 3BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID is available for free at the Internet Archive. archive.org/details/butc...
21.09.2025 17:34 β π 251 π 68 π¬ 8 π 0Yeah, Cap is on our side.
19.09.2025 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre dead to me now.
19.09.2025 02:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, the story of Disney has its dark sides, and he was (unsurprisingly for a big-time capitalist) anti-Communist to the nth degree. But he wasnβt a wimp.
19.09.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not ruined, since I alluded to this and other sins.
19.09.2025 00:59 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's plenty one can criticize about Walt Disney, but one of his virtues was that he wasn't a wimp who'd run away if the FCC chairman said something mean to him.
19.09.2025 00:17 β π 1360 π 183 π¬ 37 π 2There's plenty one can criticize about Walt Disney, but one of his virtues was that he wasn't a wimp who'd run away if the FCC chairman said something mean to him.
19.09.2025 00:15 β π 414 π 60 π¬ 14 π 4Netflix gave me Season 2 of Star Trek: Prodigy, but somehow dropped Season 1. Still, they have a lot of good stuff there.
19.09.2025 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't know there was a Jim Breuer show!
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