That's just gorgeous!

I am the proud servant of an Amazon parrot. He's a handful!

So, about the same time that awesome ACA replacement will drop?

My grandma looked healthier on her deathbed.

They are indisputably wrong.

Tucker is an unregistered foreign agent for RUSSIA, not Iran.

Happy for you!
<hug>

How much is he (or his family) going to "charge" for all this assistance?

They're hitting blue cities/counties in Texas.

Abbott is providing directions.

Evangelicals pray for Israel.

Pray for it's destruction, since that's supposed to trigger Armageddon and the 'rapture'.

Boy, are some of them gonna be surprised.

Daddy bought his 'rank' in school, I'm sure.

That one has not EARNED a SINGLE thing in his whole, too-long, miserable life.

So stick with me for a minute...

Just maybe the Felon is here to perform a miracle.

He may be the only man in a millenia capable of reuniting Sunni and Shia Muslims.

Unfortunately for us, they'll be uniting against the U.S.

And the Girl Scouts thank you, I'm sure!

And I know Floridians who whine about iguanas!!

Please?

Did I hear you mention Sen. Rafi (Ted) Cruz???

Make sure the life supports are solid. And I want transmitted video and biometry.

I want to hear him scream and watch as his heart explodes from terror.

There are a lot of little girls, I think, who would finally feel much safer.

Short answer: Yes.

Also a long-running TV series - Who's the Boss?

Thank you for the perspective reset!!
☺️

On the Felon's speed dial for when the golden "throne" backs up.

The Felon doesn't want intelligent, knowledgeable Secretaries.

They might (would) balk at carrying out his utterly insane whims.

Like bombing an Iranian girls' school

I'd day the Felon is GUARANTEEING an attack. Specifically on any or all US citizens overseas.

I'd bet serious money that the one child thing was all Melania. A means to prevent the REAL heirs from turning her into Anna Nicole Smith.

If he'd ever had any morals, he would never have become besties with Epstein in the first place.

Wishing you all the best. It's tough going back, I know.
You're brave - and you've GOT this!

That is 💯 AWESOME!!

Yes! And while there ARE more deserving twits in DC, I love this for her.

Next up (please!) a mug shot minus extensions and costume!

The Founders were mostly Deists. They believed in god, but didn't believe the deity was particularly concerned with humans. They didn't believe in miracles or organized religion.

And this is what Sr. Philomena taught me in my history classes @ my Catholic HS.

Best news I've seen today!

Remove that radioactive slime from office.

Just don't send him back to San Antonio, please.

That math is definitely mathin'!

You meant that the CUMULATIVE IQ if the Cabinet is < 95, right?