Harold Jenson

@eznelak.bsky.social howdy partner!

These times remind me of that song from Sunday school, “He’s got the whole world in his hands” except now it’s the devil. The orange devil.

Bonobos are to chimpanzees as democrats are to republicans

This Valentine's Day, get them what they really want: campbell's soup boy

Have you booked your vacation to the Trump Gaza Beach Resort and Golf Club yet?

I drink 52lb or 24kg of coffee per year. That’s twice the per capita amount of Finland, the biggest per capita consumer.

Most people call them skeets. I call em bleets.

@tazhalloween.bsky.social hi Taz!

kyle_maclachlan Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn't recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision. What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to. Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I'd ever met. David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath. While the world has lost a remarkable artist, l've lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own. I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We'd talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh. His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other. I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he's gone. David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything.

This is a beautiful tribute.

No living person in LA has experienced a drought this severe. This is the worst megadrought of the last 1000 years.

Megadroughts are a recurring phenomenon in the Southwest including the Los Angeles area. White the current drought in the SWNA is exacerbated by climate change, megadroughts also have occurred in the 9th, 12th, 13th and 16th centuries. We are making it worse with greenhouse gases.

Urbanization has led to fire suppression and a buildup of vegetation. Even without climate We’ve failed to adapt to life in a chaparral ecosystem. Cement houses with large buffer zone.

The fires in LA are horrific. Climate change is partly to blame. But let’s not overlook that all of these flammable home were built in the chaparral ecosystem. Wildfires are a natural and essential part of this ecosystem. Plants are adapted to fire - some need it for seed germination.

And I’m sure he was relieved we never sold out to a major label.

Maximum Rocknroll Magazine, March ‘85

PMFP, our band, 40 years ago Maximum Rocknroll magazine, March ‘85

We had to say goodbye-

In 2025 I’m going to start a reality TV series called Alone, but instead of a starvation contest between survivalists, it’s just going to be me avoiding other people, and I’m going to “forget” to record it.

The cute face of a black French Bulldog crossed with a Boston Terrier.

Hi, my name is Pearl.

Around 40% of Americans believe that god created the earth and everything else between 10,000 to 6,000 years ago. This is despite a large body of astronomical and geological evidence that supports that earth is about 4.5 billion years old.

Try the burger nugget fingers. Cheesy Junior now with more. Combination value meal. Let’s do it!

Young man next to a monkey in Japan

Chilling with a monkey in about 1990

A picture of a young man in a black shirt with some kind of wig that looks like a mop, holding a can of lager.

Younger me doing something weird in Japan.

A father and daughter selfie on an ice rink with lit Christmas trees in the background

We were expecting snow today but it only rained. So we went ice skating.

It’s strange how there are too many Christmas songs, and yet too few at the same time. How many times per day can one listen to jingle bells rock before it’s considered a crime against humanity?

Was seriously looking at a house in the Old Southwest neighborhood of Roanoke. Then searched the sex offender registry and found 29 registered offenders living within 1/2 mile of the house. I have an 11yo daughter. It’s a deal breaker.

Email from United Healthcare with text that says “Less is more”

Got this email from my healthcare provider today. I’m not sure “less is more” is the message they should be going with considering…. “less coverage is more profit”

Dog laying on my lap with rear end pointing to my face

Pearl (Frenchie x Boston Terrier) is a gas factory. She likes to sleep on my lap with her posterior facing my face, for a more direct dose of noxious gases.

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