Doc 💙

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I wanted to share some motivational words with Bluesky: (clears throat)

“You’re all going to hell!”

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Shit!!! I think I slept through the rapture guys.

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Trump UN speech

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Do no harm, do know harm.

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So, this is my first rapture. I know, where have I been my whole life, right? Anyways, I was hoping I could get some tips on what is acceptable dress for the rapture, is there a dress code? Are outside food and drinks allowed into the rapture itself?

“You know, I saved Christmas from those transgenders for everyone. I never get the credit I deserve for stopping all 17 wars. Hot wars. You know I stopped 19 wars? They’re telling me, no one, no one can do what I’ve done for this country!”

Sure grandpa, let’s get you back to bed

Does anyone know where we go to get our parking validated for the Antifa meeting?

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Does anyone know if someone already signed up to bring the refreshments to the next Antifa meeting? Asking for a friend, thanks!

The man that belongs in a memory care home and the man that has the U.S. nuclear codes, are the same damn man.

Orange pedophile with dementia

Looking great, dear leader! 😬🥴

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So Antifa (anti-fascist) has been designated as a terrorist organization by the Trump administration. Kind of an odd thing to do, unless you are a fascist… 🤔

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Dear UK,

Please, please keep him!?! Prince Andrew and him can go play on a farm somewhere in the lovely countryside? Thanks again mate!

Sincerely,

Sane Americans

FBI: The suspects were radical liberal trans Antifa, wearing white dresses, burning crosses in fields because they hate christians and farmers.

I was in high school when 9/11 happened, it felt like the entire country came together. We, as a country, were united. I feel like if 9/11 happened today, MAGA would be screaming about how those libtards in NY deserved it, how we should withhold disaster relief and search and rescue. 🙄

Ed Gein

MAGA: “He had a family!”

I’m sure no one wants my medical opinion on this, but Charlie Kirk can’t survive that.

Dear MAGA, no one wants to fucking have children with you because you’re actively covering for a pedophile president. Truth hurts, huh?!?

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Someone should ask JD Vance if this whole Epstein thing is a hoax, if he feels fine leaving the pedo president with his young daughter.

Hey MAGA, do you think when Trump was an undercover informant, did the FBI have to tell him how to speak and act as a pedophile or did it just come naturally to him?

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Kind of feels like my own government is trying to kill me.

Can’t wait to hear how they try and spin this one

Okay, I knew the picture was going to be bad, but this is sooo much worse.

Trump is a pedophile! Sue me, you orange bitch!!!

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Someone remind Trump he’s just squatting in the WH, this is OUR house.

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So, if Trump starts a new war with Venezuela, I can be called back from retirement to serve. FML

If you voted for Kamala, I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Everyone else can fuck off

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but, Tylenol does not cause autism.

Since we’re renaming everything, can POTUS now stand for pedophile of the United States? 🤷🏻‍♀️

True story

Donald J Trump - the white hat pedophile???