Pete Woods

Pete Woods

@thatpetewoods.bsky.social

Person who draws things. Not a football player. Dudeist Priest. Husband. Dad. Friend of outcasts. http://artofpete.com/

6,976 Followers 2,399 Following 8,995 Posts Joined Jun 2023
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I made popcorn the old fashioned way- some oil and kernels in a pot on the stove- and goddamn I forgot how good popcorn is. It tastes so much better. Added some salt, a bit of real butter, and nutritional yeast and it’s like a drug. I’m not even a popcorn person.

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Trump urges US allies to send warships to Strait of Hormuz as Iran vows to retaliate Iran has warned people to evacuate three major ports in the United Arab Emirates, including the busiest in the Middle East, as its war with the U.S. and Israel enters its third week.

Guy tells NATO to pound sand. Promises to invade or assimilate allied countries and territories.

Then he wonders why he’s alone.

apnews.com/article/iran...

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I guys this is also a horrible CRAWDAD joke too.

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By the time your child completes adolescence you too will have horrible dad jokes just manifest in your mind. It is your destiny. It’s too late to turn back.

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“Beware the ides of March…”

Did you know there’s a Cajun version of Shakespeare’s JULIUS CAESAR? It’s pretty much the same except one of the senators (and Caesar’s friend) is named “Faye.”

When the senators turn on him and get all stabby Caesar turns and says…

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Paramount Passes on ‘G.I. Joe’ Treatment from Max Landis (EXCLUSIVE) Paramount Pictures is not moving forward with a "G.I. Joe" movie pitch from controversial screenwriter Max Landis.

Ha ha

variety.com/2026/film/ne...

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21 hours ago

Gawdammit. DuckDuckGo has added gen ai.

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I like that CSP has *finally* added smart shapes but I’m a pen-down thinker. I keep my stylus on the screen while I take a second to plan a line which creates all sorts of drama with smart shapes. I’ll either need to change my habits or increase the time it takes to trigger them.

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Can’t believe he stole that hook from Hammer

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Flu vaccines didn't work that well in the US, officials find As the U.S. flu season winds down, health officials say the flu vaccine didn’t work very well. It had one of its worst effectiveness rates in more than a decade.

NO SHIT

apnews.com/article/flu-...

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This administration would have us believe they were utterly convinced Iran was 2 weeks away from being capable of a major offensive and yet the Pentagon’s battle plan seems to have been “they’re no more a threat than Venezuela.”

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There are a few that are still reasonable but for most of them they’d simply stay home. That’s good enough IMHO.

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Best Star Wars director ever. And I mean ever.

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Which is how we know the “appealing to middle America” strategy is pure bullshit. Because party leadership isn’t out there beating the Epstein/Gas prices drum constantly. Instead we get to listen to Newsom toying with trasphobia

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If you have extended relations who are Republicans you’ve learned as I have the 2 issues that turn them against the party and Trump are Epstein and the Iran war- mostly its effect on fuel prices.
if centrist Dems were sincere in their desire to win center-right voters this would be their focus…

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Nice

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Genuinely surprised. What’s interesting is I found I had trouble with reds. Fine when they started veering more orange or magenta but strong reds made it extremely difficult.

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Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

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3 days ago

Yes. We all know. Do something.

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4 days ago

Sounds like you figured out how to lower gas prices

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4 days ago

Following in the footsteps of his good pall Vladimir. I hope to god that Iran doesn’t become our Ukraine.

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5 days ago

”I’m gonna use a machine that regurgitates other people’s ideas into the public domain to create my special personal thing.”

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The idea that people use AI to generate images of an “OC” will always be hilarious to me.

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Making fajitas for dinner tonight.

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I never was a toad.

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The universe once asked the question “What if H.P. Lovecraft were a good person?” and this was the reply:

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You’ve gotta hand it to Lovecraft. His horror and his racism all spring from the same source. “What if I, a well-bred white man, aren’t actually the center of the universe?”

He turned white replacement theory into a horror genre.

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I genuinely feel so incredibly lucky that a beautiful piece of art like this exists. I feel less and less inspired lately but throughout the years Gorillaz has been a constant encouragement to keep creating.

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1 week ago

I apologize. I had meant that comment on a quoted post from your original it and didn’t mean it as a criticism of yours. Your love of golden age books is obvious and your work is appreciated. Again, I’m sorry and I certainly didn’t mean to be insulting.

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