Luke

Someone in the elevator at work said, “it’s been a long day. It’s 8 am,” and darned if that isn’t the realest thing I’ve heard recently.

EXCLUSIVE:
An enraged @hangmanpage.bsky.social is more focused than ever for his Texas Death Match for the AEW World Title against MJF – but as for the AEW World Trios Championship, he's called in reinforcements to team with JetSpeed vs The Don Callis Family at #AEWRevolution!

Some absolutely incredible athleticism from all six competitors tonight, but I am FURIOUS that Jet Set Rodeo lost the trios championship, and to the Don Callis Family, of all people. #aewdynamite

Oh SCREW YOU, MJF!!! #aewdynamite

Hangman Page is so freaking cool. #aewdynamite

This is the Speedball Bailey spotlight we’ve been lacking. #aewdynamite

And now, the trios championship has started off with some in- and out-of-ring violence. #aewdynamite

I THINK Toni Storm promised to defend her platonic straight lifemate if he’s ever attacked again, but I had a hard time following everything she said. But I am kinda tired. #aewdynamite

Tomasso is slapping the crap out of FTR and threatening Stokely, as one should. And I guess Dax and Tomasso are gonna have a singles match on Saturday. #aewdynamite

And now Dax Harwood is here to… give Tomasso a hug? When did a pod person replace Dax? #aewdynamite

And now Tomasso Ciampa’s doing a bit? I guess tonight’s episode is going long. #aewdynamite

Thekla wins, surprising nobody. Statlander comes out and security immediately gets between her and the Sisters of Sin. Thekla stomps Rosa and Stat throws security out of the way to save her friend. I appreciate the chaos. #aewdynamite

Oh, and look, NOW the women get their match. #aewdynamite

The Death Riders calling out everybody and being the Death Riders but still feeing oddly like faces even when they’re clearly heels. #aewdynamite

Swerve is here hanging Brody with his chain. Brody looks uncomfortably like this isn’t kayfabe. Good thing Brodido came to save him. And now they’ll fight at Revolution. #aewdynamite

Look, Brody is the people’s hero, but I would understand if Thekla and Thunder Rosa came out to beat his ass for taking their match time. #aewdynamite

Oh snap Brody King is here for an unexpected mic moment! And he’s calling out Swerve for a match right now! Which obviously can’t happen, but I didn’t expect Prince Nana instead. #aewdynamite

Next up, what we all thought would be the main event: Thekla vs Thunder Rosa for the women’s world championship. I can’t see a timeline where Thekla loses. #aewdynamite

Moxley won’t let anyone from the DCF take him down, certainly not before his match with Takeshita. #aewdynamite

Hechicero is so good you almost forget he’s in the Don Callis Family. #aewdynamite

We’ve got some good old-fashioned graps in this match, and some unexpected sass from Mox. #aewdynamite

Moxley vs Hechicero is now. What a banger this will be. But yes, I heard Marina Shafir calling out Toni Storm in their way to the ring. Marina never forgets. #aewdynamite

And Dax just punched a cameraman during their face-off with the Bucks. What heels. #aewdynamite

Don’t get me wrong, the women’s championship should’ve main evented tonight, but that’s a common refrain for this show. #aewdynamite

Kevin Knight’s gotta wrestle a second time tonight? That’s gonna be tiring. #aewdynamite

Oh shiiiiiiit a surprise trios championship defense against Protokada and Mark Davis TONIGHT! #aewdynamite

You noticed that too, eh?

Don Callis accusing people of greed? Let me break out my boots for this speech. #aewdynamite

Oh damn, the Don Callis Family just ambushed Hangman? Good thing Jetspeed is here with chairs. Maybe Don has an explanation for this nonsense. #aewdynamite

Come on, Hangman, we all want to see you beat MJF’s ass, but you’re fresh and Max fought for a half hour. Although with all this talk, I think he deserves it. #aewdynamite