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Fatter and hotter irl. Being a terf is loser behavior. The Democrats are complicit trash. Banner art by Polly Nor.

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The BRAT tree skirt yesss

29.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally watching rn

29.11.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuuuute

28.11.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spaghetti and a nap

28.11.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listing some older shirts in my Instagram stories (valenstiedyes) at reduced Black Friday prices. Will delete individual shirts from my stories as they sell. Thanks for reading & hope that you are having a great holiday weekend ๐Ÿซก

28.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You got it

28.11.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

27.11.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9353    ๐Ÿ” 1598    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 158

This will both taste bad and give you heartburn instantly.

27.11.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tray of freshly baked dinner rolls sitting on parchment paper.

A tray of freshly baked dinner rolls sitting on parchment paper.

Would you like to see my rolls

27.11.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep chacha tint in my bag for just such occasions

27.11.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Meme from horror weekly that is a black and white photo of the family from The VVitch that reads happy thanksgiving

Meme from horror weekly that is a black and white photo of the family from The VVitch that reads happy thanksgiving

27.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 735    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Ok youโ€™ve convinced me to apply cosmetics today I was waffling

27.11.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldnโ€™t it be nice to watch the Redwings and theyโ€™d actually score a fuckin goal

27.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
26.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Itโ€™s that or the oven to protect things from the young tabby boys

27.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes lol but Iโ€™m old and it was scary

27.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooooh

27.11.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy smokes

27.11.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh not me, Iโ€™ve switched to rot mode

27.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Later in the day I was like why tf does the arch of my foot hurt and then I relived it again

26.11.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its good imagery because its so gross

26.11.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I slipped down a stair this morning and my life flashed before my eyes.

26.11.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had almost forgotten your love of the phrase creamed jeans

26.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I very seriously agree

26.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my experience they may or may not be belting โ€œshe donโ€™t know sheโ€™s beautifulโ€ while bellied up at the bar

26.11.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re currently in the microwave aka the vault until theyโ€™re cool enough for the fridge

26.11.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I made some fuckin creamy as hell mashed potatoes for tomorrow

26.11.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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my dadโ€™s pay period is still messed up and i have under $100 atm lol. please share ๐Ÿ’–

14.11.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Full circle

26.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke out the heated mattress pad for the season

26.11.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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