Rob Volk

Me, pre-cloud: I need more RAM so I can develop locally without my computer grinding to a halt.

Me, now: I need more RAM so I can open two browser tabs with development UIs without my computer grinding to a halt.

You could change that sound to something like, "who wants to go for a walk?" And when it goes off, you both go for a walk:)

So don't inhale either, so not to hyperventilate?

Was there ever a day in the past where you had "enough" coffee? ;)

Also, if you say 'dynamic SQL' a bunch of times in a row it loses all meaning and just becomes sounds.

Me standing in front of the sign of the room for my session

Now time for my session #PASSDataSummit

SQL Train 2024 - 10th Anniversary! Started in 2014, we celebrate 10 years of SQL Train in 2024! Enjoy scenic views and great company on your way to PASS Data Community Summit!

SQLTrain 2024 registration is open until Oct. 26! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? Now with Awesome Sponsorship from Simple Talk! #SQLTrain2024 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-...

SQL Train 2024 - 10th Anniversary! Started in 2014, we celebrate 10 years of SQL Train in 2024! Enjoy scenic views and great company on your way to PASS Data Community Summit!

SQLTrain 2024 is now live! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? Hang with cool people! See the landscape! #SQLTrain2024 Tickets and details are here: www.eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-...

Folks, you gotta add some NOLOCK on that, plus READ UNCOMMITTED. It's important to use BOTH if you want optimal performance.

It's lego but with Muppet heads. Rolf is Geordi with the visor, Fozzy in his hat is riker I think, animal as worf, Janice as Troi, gonzo as data (like what), piggy as crusher and Kermit as Picard.

Muppet Star Trek needs to be a real. I like the idea of Fozzy making terrible first officer jokes, Doctor Piggy being incredibly inappropriate with Captain Kermit, Animal going hog wild on some Ferengi, "Um I'm sensing hostility" in Janice's voice, Gonzo nonstop screaming when they are at warp speed

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