SQL Train 2025
Get ready to hop aboard the SQL Train 2025! Enjoy scenic views and great company as you travel to PASS Data Community Summit!
Last call! SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-... #SQLFamily
07.11.2025 19:54 β π 1 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0
SQL Train 2025
Get ready to hop aboard the SQL Train 2025! Enjoy scenic views and great company as you travel to PASS Data Community Summit!
There's still time! SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-... #SQLFamily
26.10.2025 23:42 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1
SQL Train 2025
Get ready to hop aboard the SQL Train 2025! Enjoy scenic views and great company as you travel to PASS Data Community Summit!
SQLTrain 2025 registration is open until November 9! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? #SQLTrain2025 is here: www.eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-... #SQLFamily
17.10.2025 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, pre-cloud: I need more RAM so I can develop locally without my computer grinding to a halt.
Me, now: I need more RAM so I can open two browser tabs with development UIs without my computer grinding to a halt.
25.11.2024 13:38 β π 48 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0
You could change that sound to something like, "who wants to go for a walk?" And when it goes off, you both go for a walk:)
21.11.2024 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So don't inhale either, so not to hyperventilate?
19.11.2024 15:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Was there ever a day in the past where you had "enough" coffee? ;)
18.11.2024 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Also, if you say 'dynamic SQL' a bunch of times in a row it loses all meaning and just becomes sounds.
13.11.2024 18:33 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Me standing in front of the sign of the room for my session
Now time for my session #PASSDataSummit
06.11.2024 21:53 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
SQL Train 2024 - 10th Anniversary!
Started in 2014, we celebrate 10 years of SQL Train in 2024! Enjoy scenic views and great company on your way to PASS Data Community Summit!
SQLTrain 2024 registration is open until Oct. 26! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? Now with Awesome Sponsorship from Simple Talk! #SQLTrain2024 is here: eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-...
24.10.2024 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
SQL Train 2024 - 10th Anniversary!
Started in 2014, we celebrate 10 years of SQL Train in 2024! Enjoy scenic views and great company on your way to PASS Data Community Summit!
SQLTrain 2024 is now live! If you are attending #SQLSaturday Oregon/Washington and traveling to #PASSDataCommunitySummit, why not take the train? Hang with cool people! See the landscape! #SQLTrain2024 Tickets and details are here: www.eventbrite.com/e/sql-train-...
12.08.2024 01:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Folks, you gotta add some NOLOCK on that, plus READ UNCOMMITTED. It's important to use BOTH if you want optimal performance.
17.07.2024 09:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's lego but with Muppet heads. Rolf is Geordi with the visor, Fozzy in his hat is riker I think, animal as worf, Janice as Troi, gonzo as data (like what), piggy as crusher and Kermit as Picard.
Muppet Star Trek needs to be a real. I like the idea of Fozzy making terrible first officer jokes, Doctor Piggy being incredibly inappropriate with Captain Kermit, Animal going hog wild on some Ferengi, "Um I'm sensing hostility" in Janice's voice, Gonzo nonstop screaming when they are at warp speed
29.05.2024 02:12 β π 657 π 148 π¬ 36 π 8
#SQLKilt at #PASSDataSummit
16.11.2023 23:14 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
#SQLTrain2023 is just a few days away! If you are traveling from Portland OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, come join us! Details and tickets are here: eventbrite.com/e/706715082837 #SQLTrain
09.11.2023 05:57 β π 0 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
#SQLTrain2023 is almost here! There's just about 1 week left! If you are traveling from Portland OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, come join us! Details and tickets are here: eventbrite.com/e/706715082837 #SQLTrain
03.11.2023 20:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#SQLTrain2023 is November 12! If you are traveling from Portland, OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, come join us! Details and tickets are here: eventbrite.com/e/706715082837 #SQLTrain
26.10.2023 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Join us for #SQLTrain2023 ! If you are traveling from Portland OR to Seattle for #PASSDataCommunitySummit, and would like to take the train, come join us! Details and tickets are here:
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#SQLTrain
29.09.2023 18:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
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