so... chest day?

Let's get... monochromatic #mcm

So darned spankable? #humpday

Thanks, I think 🤣🤔

Hey girl hey

Strong

Ha ha - I so nearly wrote a variant of this about needing bigger boxers 🤣🤣🤣

The dreaded second interview...

I'm rubbish at captions... Who wants to be my caption writer? Rewards negotiable 😜

Heading into a new week, nipple first 🤣 #mcm

Waiting for you on a Sunday 😉

Oh no, not at all. Should be under something else though

This is not the *sniffs* emoji I wanted🤧. I'll stick with 🤤

Well I'm starting with your armpits

This is almost like a bluesky mugshot 🤣😜

Maybe we should

More #fcf content for your feed 😜😈

Action shot!

Such a hot picture

No job left unfinished, no one blaming their tool

#humpday #gay
(bonus points if you spotted the robot hoover that had choked on my sock)

I'll get more creative tomorrow 😜🤣
#gay

Sexy Moustache Monday... No that doesn't fit the letters!

Nah... but thank you 😜

And a not safe for work Monday 😜
#mcm #gay

Thanks sexy

It's been too long

Thank you, and responding to your post, you definitely can 🥵

😈😈😈 well this sounds fun

Safe for work on a Sunday

Back with a jock (sort of)