dongwhistle

if only those pesky snap recipients could get dual argentinian citizenship...

nah, some do sports, and those are the ruggers

'cause she's from the andes?

and then you start dreaming of me, right?

sigh, lately I've been experiencing a surge in wall envy, but also grateful for the place I rent, in my favorite city

right on.

celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music

yeah, I'm a cloistered american weaned on dame edna

relishing the demise of the ingrown hair that is AI

after some research, this falls under 'rich people riching'. that was private property and there have been zebra and emu sightings as well.

just needed to document that yesterday, while driving home on the freeway from the east bay, I saw an unaccompanied camel casually walking on a paved path.

this articulates so much of what I remember from living in the city, buying experiences as accessories to call yourself a 'real new yorker'. you can drop them in casual conversation to bond with/one-up other aspirants or separate yourself from the b&t wanna-be's

thought of you while driving home from the east bay: every billboard featured gibberish about AI

that venn diagram is fatter than you think

#imfrommissouri

when your starting point is everything we fear or don't understand is evil, it's a long journey

more of this!
also, accent is heavier than I imagined

name names, document, repeat

what do they say about you can't unknow a thing?

thank you for the reminders, again.

I expect a lunchtime rendition of Amy the Flighty Doe

and this is a sport?

There is no freedom of yours they will not come for.

There is no way to simply keep your head down and ride this out.

when presented with ridiculous suggestions, listen to nancy reagan

you chose wisely... #stoptryingtomakeunchappen

"it's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission" or simply not care.

this tracks

"Sleepy Bear Sea Captain" needs to be stitched on one of your t-shirts

in the woods?

go c anal