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02.07.2025 15:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nothingbutdevils.bsky.social
writer who is often thinking of dhr, ghoulcy, haladriel, reylo, and other sexy villains.
#wipwednesday π§ββοΈ
02.07.2025 15:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0+ this being the exact vibe of my WIP Draco, I am blessed on this day with new moodboard inspo π
01.07.2025 00:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0will I ever see a bleach blonde man and be normal about it?
survey says NO
The grip on her wand tightened. Unlike him, she hadn't spent a decade developing an immunity to public disgrace. And unlike him, she wasn't going to take it lying down.
Draco set down his cup and pulled out his wand.
βCome along, darling,β he said. βLetβs go kill a journalist.β
Draco calmly sipped his espresso and eyed the accompanying photo of them disembarking his (large and shiny) sailboat.
βIt could have been worse.β
While sheβd been licking her wounds, Draco had been lickingβ¦ other things.
βI mean,β he drawled, βMALFOYβS COCK was right there.β
#DHr
"LAUGHINGSTOCK SPOTTED ON MALFOYβS DOCK!"
Hermione Granger, who'd been Minister for all of twelve hours before the Wizengamot ousted her in the wake of sweeping reform plans, slapped the paper onto the breakfast table.
βIβm going to kill her,β she said, drawing her wand.
Ahhhh hello! Ty!
12.06.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He leaned down to kiss her. Thousands of Omnioculars swiveled their way. Was that Minister Granger? And Draco Malfoy?
She wrapped her arms around his neck, tugging him closer, and he grinned against her lips.
Forget the Snitch. She was the best thing heβd ever caught.
βFour.β
βHave you really thought this through?β
βThreeβ
βBecause you were the one who insisted we keep this quiet.β
βTwo.β
βOh, go on then,β she smiled.
He grabbed her by the shoulders, staring down into those big brown eyes. He wanted those eyes on him for the rest of the evening. Not Krum. Not anyone else.
βYouβve got five seconds to push me away. After that, Iβm going to kiss you. Fiveββ
Her eyebrows shot up. βKiss me?β
He tossed down the Omnioculars and strode out of the box. Weaving through the packed stands took forever. By the time he reached her, he was covered in streamers and butterbeer.
βMalfoy?β She blinked, rising from her seat. βWhat are youβ?β
βLook how focused he is! Bet heβs already spotted the Snitch. Got your eyes on the prize, have you, Draco?β
βYes,β Draco murmured, replaying the moment Granger had smiled as Krum swooped past. βYes, I have.β
The other men in their box chuckled. βItβs still early Lucius.β
βDraco would have caught it by now. Wouldnβt you, son?β
His father clapped him on the back, causing his view through his Omnioculars to bob. He quickly refocused on Granger, sat with her friends across the stadium.
It was the opening match of the Quidditch World Cup, and Bulgaria was twenty points up on France.
βMerde!β Lucius hissed as Bulgaria scored again. βRoche better catch that snitch soon if Laurent plans on letting every Quaffle through tonight.β
#DHr
Draco had never been one to fumble a secret, and his entanglement with Granger was no exception. Or at least, it hadnβt been. That was before Viktor Krum sent the entire stadium swooning with a mid-air wink in her direction.
Now Draco wanted the whole bloody world to know.
snippet from my eternal WIP #dhrwipwednesday
12.06.2025 01:57 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0eee, so you glad you enjoyed!
12.06.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0exactly the vibes π
12.06.2025 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She sighed, glanced up at the flashing red man, then back at him.
He smiled at her. Smiled!
Suddenly, the thought of facing the day without coffee seemed worse than another few minutes with him.
βFine," she conceded. "But I reserve the right to throw it on you at any minute.β
βGranger,β he said, leaning in until the cityβs noise dulled to a soft buzz. Her eyes darted between his and his lips. What was heβ
Click.
He pressed the crosswalk button behind her, then pulled away. The noise all came flooding back.
βCoffee?β he asked.
βHave you completely lost your mind?β She shouted over the noise.
βI just saved your life!β
βYou nearly dislocated my shoulder!β
They stood, chests heaving, the city roaring around them.
She rolled her eyes, already turning away. βOh, that is so like you.β
But the light had already changed.
Malfoyβs hand shot out, yanking her back just as a string of taxis revved by, horns blaring.
One driver yelled out the window, βWATCH WHERE YOUβRE FUCKING GOING!β
βWith you?β
βYes.β
βNo!β
βWhy not?β
She crossed her arms. βRefer back to the trying to kill me, et cetera."
βJust let me buy you another. I have the money. Iβll buy you five, even.β
The red man turned green, and she started hurrying across the street. βGoodbye, Malfoy.β
βDo you want to get coffee?β he called after her.
She stopped dead. Spun around.
βWhat?β
βI asked if you wanted to get coffee.β
βSorry?β
They paused at the zebra crossing.
βWhat are you doing here, Malfoy?β
βMm. Trying to get away from all the witches and wizards I tried to kill, et cetera."
She shot him a sharp look.
βBecause they all tend to look at me like that,β he said.
He followed. βNo, I mean here. In America.β
βWell, I was trying to have a fresh start. You know, far away from all the witches and wizards who tried to kill me, et cetera,β she said, shooting him a pointed look.
βBut apparently, I canβt be that lucky.β
βRight.β
βAnd you?β
βThese yellow cars donβt stop for anything,β he said eventually.
She let out a sharp breathβnot quite a laugh. βIβve actually seen them speed up for a pram.β
βWhat are you doing here?β
βLeaving." She tossed her empty cup in the dumpster and stepped back onto the pavement.
βOh,β she said as he let go, running a hand over the clean, dry fabric. βErm. Thanks.β
He leaned in, peering at her chest. βAre you burnt?β
She shoved him away. βNo. So you can get your nose out of my cleavage.β
He flushed slightly, averting his gaze to the street.
He drew his wand and aimed it at her chest. She huffed, a curl falling in her eyes. Of all the ways to die, this had to be the dumbest.
βScurgify,β he murmured, holding his peacoat wide to shield the magic from passing Muggles.