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Law Prof at Duquesne Kline Law (Civ Pro, Fed Courts) β€’ Former Appellate Attorney β€’ English PhD (Modernism) β€’ Posts too infrequently to have a brand. β€’ Overeducated, overtired, underwhelmed. β€’ see also id. @ 🐘, 🧡 β€’ he/him

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Don’t put in the paper that I’m mad, etc.

09.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a late-middle-aged suburban white guy I am probably not Bad Bunny’s target audience. Hadn’t heard him before. Liked it. Wasn’t, like, I’m going to stop listening to opera and Bon Jovi and the Cars and stuff and but I would definitely listen again, and I can’t see how anyone would DISLIKE it.
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09.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1776    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13

I don't get it. I mean, the emails sure seem to be show a lot of conspiring going on. And who was thought that the bad thing was the blackmailing, as opposed to the sex trafficking?

08.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even post about not watching the Super Bowl.

08.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading these responses, I can't tell if people don't know what "conservative" means, or if I don't know famous artists' politics.

08.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two verified accounts. So, who’s to say? I mean, one is explicitly β€œApolitical,” so I guess they’re trustworthy…

08.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not just Minnesota which has a flood of habeas cases; so many are emanating from the Moshannon ICE facility near Johnstown PA that the WDPA chief judge has entered an administrative order assigning 3 Pittsburgh-based judges to also hear their claims.

www.pawd.uscourts.gov/sites/pawd/f...

04.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

9Β° was like the high today!

08.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking the moderately more pro-Israel position was never going to beat those taking the radically more pro-Israel position in the eyes of those for whom that was the only important issue.

07.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scare quotes is one way to signal an unfaithful adaptation, I guess.

07.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The character art for my game is all public domain pictures.

(It's hard to see it in this post. I created the board with Azgaar's Fantasy Map Generator and Powerpoint.)

06.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Turtles

06.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SNUH strikes again!

06.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the opposite, I think.

06.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You? Get very technical about it? Heaven forfend!

06.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Others have already said β€œThe Ballad of Sweeney Todd,” so I’ll say β€œJesus Christ Superstar,” sincerely and without shame.

06.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

O.M.G. How?

06.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26
Page 1 of 33
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC.,
Plaintiffs,
-V.-
AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST;
OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25,
Defendants.
24 Civ. 9429 (KPF)
OPINION AND ORDER
KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge:
In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue
LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these
misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an
Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation,
Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have
been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained
a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.

Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 1 of 33 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC., Plaintiffs, -V.- AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST; OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25, Defendants. 24 Civ. 9429 (KPF) OPINION AND ORDER KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge: In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation, Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.

Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.

Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33 Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4). Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his submissions. Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes. And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering default judgment against it.

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

05.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1922    πŸ” 369    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 210

Maybe I would’ve learned Civ Pro if this had been around when I was a law student…

05.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Six Degrees of Separation just dropped.

05.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31526    πŸ” 13581    πŸ’¬ 594    πŸ“Œ 1611

Hear me out… 13 billionaires.

05.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the CA3 conference is fun. I went to one at Hershey around that same time. Maybe the same one. I wonder if recent additions to the Circuit will change the vibe?

05.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who’d have thought Epstein would be the solution to trimming top-heavy departments?

05.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hiring announcement for appellate attorney in the Federal Public Defender's Office for the Eastern District of Virginia, available at https://www.fd.org/sites/default/files/public/Employment/Vacancy-Files/2026-02-02-ax-appellate-attorney-jwl-final.pdf

Hiring announcement for appellate attorney in the Federal Public Defender's Office for the Eastern District of Virginia, available at https://www.fd.org/sites/default/files/public/Employment/Vacancy-Files/2026-02-02-ax-appellate-attorney-jwl-final.pdf

Come work with me!

The Eastern District of Virginia Federal Public Defender's Office is hiring an appellate attorney! We're excited to find someone excellent to join our team doing the best law job around. Apply now!
www.fd.org/sites/defaul...

04.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I know it’s their language and all, but the British diminutives (veg, brekkie, nappy, even β€œcuppa,” etc.) always sound kinda goofy to me.

05.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving Twitter?

05.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, lots of questions! πŸ˜€ Let me share some more about the game (brag a bit).

First, I made this game with student RAs in a game-design workshop. They largely volunteered their time to do it and were great. It’s much improved because of their hard work and humor.

05.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m working on a pedagogy article about the game and about the game design workshop.

And I plan to publish it through @thegamecrafter.bsky.social later this year.

05.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve used the game in my Civ Pro classes. (Students tell me it’s fun and helpful.)

I’ve taken it to conferences. (Civ Pro profs at SEALS seemed to like it, and it won an award at the Serious Play conference.)

05.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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