Hell yeah
We don’t even have food and art as cultural elements of America because the people with power realized that all the food and art came from indigenous, Black, and latinx folx, and pivoted our culture back to guns and war planes.
Military and law enforcement is truly the only American culture. We don’t have traditions. We don’t have communal hobbies. We don’t have cultural interests.
We have war and cops. That’s the entirety of our culture.
I want to know but I also I wouldn’t wish that on him
I want the DR to absolutely demolish the US, because my core belief in life is that the sports teams that have fun should do the winning
I love how everyone in the WBC is just begging the Americans to enjoy themselves and these losers keep proudly refusing
Absolute dorks all around
You’re welcome
Which people, exactly, is he out with, Maxx? Would love to learn more.
The entire WBC is having the time of their life except for the US, which is treating it like a foxhole so they can cosplay their nationalist military dreams. It is extremely uncute!!
Wait until Mr. Repellant learns about Shaq
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
actually that's a lie, I'm quite happy to admit it
I am enjoying Italy kicking Team USA's ass more than I care to admit
The first weekend of the F1 season is always such a stark reminder that it’s both the most serious and unserious sport around
WBC rooting interest:
1. Dominican Republic
2. Puerto Rico
3. Japan
4-18. Whatever
19. USA
20. Israel
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Jokes aside, this is horrifying
Cousin Greg is finally getting his revenge
bookmarking this so I can see if it's true the next time i go on vacation. maybe i'll blog about it.
this is the first time in my life that I've considered that maybe you're a kd burner
tremendous sense of the moment
I genuinely had the thought to and then thought it would be funnier to see what your response would be if you stumbled across it organically.
you didn't disappoint
yeah, that's a good way of putting it. people get angry that he doesn't adapt more but ... you ain't winning without Steph so why would you adapt for that?
Not that I should ever expect online fans to be rational, but it's wild to me that the "Steve Kerr is a bad coach who could never win anything without Steph Curry" narrative persists with the sheer number of games the Warriors somehow win when missing all of their players
Absolutely hilarious Kevin Durant moment. After making 35 straight free throws, missed one to tie the game in the final seconds. Next possession got two more, down three, and missed the first. Tried to miss the second on purpose and made it.
Kristi Noem's DHS killed Americans, stole their property, deported the wrong people, siphoned taxpayer money to her political allies, defied court orders, and ferried her aide/lover on taxpayer-funded jets. To bring America together, Democrats must pledge to never prosecute her for any of this.
this is the most impossible question of all time
