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Miche Celestyne

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If itโ€™s pink and sparkly, I want it. You can find me in the house. Zuzu Celestyne Emerald Princessโ€™ mommy ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿผ Pisces โ˜€๏ธ Cancer ๐ŸŒ™ Aries โ†—๏ธ โœจ7:07โœจ

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*Watching The Perfect Storm for the 17th time*

Me: I hope they make it

07.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2, 3 and 4. Iโ€™m also side-eyeing the last one but weโ€™ll let that slide.

07.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three lies like I said.

06.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The TikTok โ€œdecenter menโ€ girls are annoying because they arenโ€™t decentering men. Itโ€™s about being mean to men, making men take you in real dates, not texting them, etc.

Itโ€™s still about men.

I prefer the creators that show their homes and pets and artโ€ฆwith no mention of a man.

06.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can spot three lies here.

06.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sinners, Together and Weapons were the big three for me this year.

06.10.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m not hearing enough about this album. Iโ€™m sitting here impressed because I just randomly played a song (Post sex clarity) and was blown away.

05.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I play Animal Crossing, I think about Weapons. Why did they have to run like that?

27.09.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m reading about this judge in South Carolina, James Gosnell and I am disgusted. That vicious, filthy pig. My heart aches for those babies, their parents and the law enforcement officers who had to watch those videos and read those texts.

These people are the actual demons.

27.09.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lack of growth, progress and maturity really dries me up.

23.09.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hair scene in Together is so disgusting.

12.09.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have something awful to admit.

When I was a young girl, I knew about Jesus but I didnโ€™t see the point of talking to Him. I was like โ€œwhy would I talk to Godโ€™s Son when I could just talk to God?โ€

I may have a touch of autism but this made sense in my young brain.

11.09.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black, male, cis gendered, celebrity Scorpios are some of the worst people. Their track record is abysmal.

10.09.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mariah The Scientist is a sweet soul but sheโ€™s so male centered. To sit and listen to your man talk down on another woman means he will also disrespect you to someone else.

09.09.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoy book recommendations on TikTok and will usually try a book out to see how I feel about it. Libby happened to have this book called Tampa.

I read 3-4 pages and returned the book. Thatโ€™s a hard pass for me.

09.09.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t understand how the producers are being nice and kind to woman who terrorized her own daughter for over a year. Sent that child the filthiest messages because her ugly ass was bored and a hater. #unknowncaller

06.09.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My pumpkin is well cared for outside the food she eats because her foster mom started her on Friskies and she loves the shit.

03.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An older Pisces donโ€™t care as much to be liked but they donโ€™t want be disliked. They lie when asked a question to protect their privacy or they donโ€™t want to be mean. (2)

28.08.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless youโ€™re dealing with a toxic Pisces, they need to dig into the types of lying a Pisces does. Young Pisces does it to fit it and they believe their lies. Middle Pisces does it because they can and still want to be likedโ€ฆ(1)

28.08.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A smoky eye without looking like a raccoon.

I finally realized I needed to add concealer after I smudge my lower line.

28.08.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every 6-9 months, I read a splatterpunk book and will instantly regret it.

27.08.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Since its #blackcatappreciationday

My baby fights hard and cuddles hard.

My Gemini.

18.08.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We both love food.

17.08.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My babies.

16.08.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t believe my ADHD diagnosis and was gaslighting myself even after the doctor talked to me about it where I have the inattentive type.

I took Adderall and my head cleared AND my anxiety melted away.

Yep, thatโ€™ll do it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.08.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live for him ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.08.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also tried keeping her out my kitchen. She would attempt to get in every chance she got, yelling like I was keeping her away from something good and my landlord lives downstairs.

The counters were steam cleaned and sanitized with pet friendly sanitizer. I wonโ€™t be getting sick.

16.08.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sleeping bad ass cat

Sleeping bad ass cat

Sheโ€™s a climber and that includes my kitchen counters. I donโ€™t play that however Iโ€™ve tried foil, citrus and spraying her with a water bottle. It didnโ€™t work. What did work was letting her explore and getting it out her system.

Now sheโ€™s no longer interested.

16.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s never been about God. Itโ€™s about control and trying to impose on others. Then they use kids as a reason like there arenโ€™t worst things freely available that kids can see like murder.

12.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My tiny void who loves sitting in my lap. Yes, God does have favorites. โ˜บ๏ธ

12.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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