Our dogs lie. I feed them in the AM and my daughter feeds them at night. Every night after they eat they come and tell me they haven’t eaten. Me- did you feed the dogs?Daughter- yes. They’re lying again.

Just keep doing what you’re doing the best trainers don’t really train the dog. They train the owner to handle the dog. Frequent long walks on leash help.

Nation's Dogs Call for Noem to be Fired “We knew this wouldn’t end well.”

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Can’t be soon enough.

I’m curious about the chorizo. What type of chorizo is it? Portuguese? Definitely doesn’t look like the Mexican chorizo I cook with eggs.

That’s a tough question. Compassion can be cultivated and taught to children, but I’ve unfortunately had some sociopaths in my life that were totally incapable of compassion and were probably born that way.

Just finished it last night and loved it.

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WATCH — @nikkiglaser.bsky.social : “The Golden Globe for best editing goes to… the Justice Department! And the award for MOST editing goes to CBS News.

Yes, CBS News: America’s newest place to See B.S. News.’”

Grilled provolone cheese on homemade sourdough with spinach and marinated artichoke hearts.

So sorry for your loss. 💔

For some reason I don’t have a single pic of all three dogs. Seems they always hang out in pairs. The yorkie is the boss.

Aww… our old husky girl went for a swim in our pool. She needed help getting out and she came in the house and passed a couple of hours later. She loved the pool and it was like she just wanted one more swim before she left.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think anyone is coming to save us. We’re going to have to save ourselves.

Mine too. I’m retiring in June and I took it personally.

Buster and Baloo.

Just me and my 80 lb dog who’s in my lap crushing me cause the firecrackers are freaking him out.

Thank you for being a hero when we really need one.

If he works in someone else’s shop folks should definitely tip him.

Does he work for someone else or own the business? Most of us were taught that you don’t tip shop owners. Personally, I use a mobile groomer who definitely owns her business and I still tip her, but that’s just me.

We’d been through it several times with two of our dogs and they always puked and passed it, then within two months they both ate things that blocked them and had to have surgery. Cost around $10,000.

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Some of us who live near Camp Pendleton are more worried about the live missiles than the freeway closure.

I have to answer my phone. I work from home in international trade and I get business calls all day from customers and trade partners that aren’t all in my contacts. I’m retiring in June, and can stop answering then.

I’m 73 and I get 10 to 20 scam calls a day. I’ve tried just hanging up, screaming at them and cursing them out and they just keep calling from different numbers. I’m pretty savvy to this and I’m not about to give them any info but it it unbelievably annoying. Being a senior makes you a target. 😡

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