🜛 ⁀ ¦ 𝔊𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙰 𝔏𝚄𝙽𝙰𝙴.

. . . Slow night.

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⠀/ /⠀absolutely not. the things I have said on call are not as worse as lunus has ic
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⠀/ /⠀rhis made me laugh out loud on call
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Yes.

[ no hesitation ]

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⠀/ /⠀please god she's so cool i would genuinely kill for her before she kills me
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MIDAS✧

Chat, finals are almost up

Um. If i developed an oc of mine, would u be interested

She's called whirlwind washimi and she's genuinely a BITCH. Like. Full on high femme mean girl archetype due to needing to be a cut throat, high level ceo. Commits white collar crimes w solis

I meant I agree.

I wouldn't. Not for the world.

[ looking at her with really huge eyes ]

Please keep enabling me. I love a woman who could tear me apart emotionally and physically.

[ dude. ]

Solidarity.

There are few who understand. [ nodding. ]

. . . Oh, Krypt. That's kind of you, but I cannot just take it without trade.

One with taste.

[ nodding. ]

[ leaning into it. their headwings droop a little, content. ]

Love you too.

But it's a pretty woman who degraded me.

[ OKAY?????? ]

. . .

That would be nice.

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⠀/ /⠀every time midas and i call, all of our conversations turn into solis / lunus shenanigans
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It is not worth it, I promise.

[ they say as they try to retain their seething composure.

Solis told me that one of his business partners would kick my corpse and insult if I was still alive. I said I hope so. He proceeded to yell at the top of his lungs in the angriest voice I have ever heard proclaiming DON'T SAY THAT?

[ refraining really hard to not say bitch out loud ]

got called an ouppy for being around solis

immediately getting called a mutt to be trained after

[ blink blink. ]

Do you want a specific flavor?

[ dissociating while shaving their own ice into bowls ] rents due

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⠀/ /⠀.........That is when MMX takes place, right??
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⠀/ /⠀me when i write 20XX instead of 21XX like a dummy
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⠀/ /⠀realized i made a typo in my pinned information so now i have an excuse to rewrite some lore details
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[ staring. wide - eyed. there's the hint of a sparkle in their eyes, their core thrumming like a heart could race. ]

. . . . . . . . .

I think I need to sit down.

[ /pos ]

Oh okay. So I did hear you right.

That's awesome, Krypt.

[ comically large thumbs up ]

................Fuck my stupid baka life.