Mark Thomas

Mark Thomas

@markthomasinfo.bsky.social

Older artiste. He/Him https://www.markthomasinfo.co.uk

13,927 Followers 451 Following 1,573 Posts Joined Sep 2023
4 days ago

no no no mate. love you x

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Collywobblers Comedy present Firkin Hilarious Comedy @ Fox & Firkin Lewisham : Mark Thomas , Peter Francis , Alfie Dundas , Sapphire Mcintosh , Sarah Evans , Special Guest TBC & MC Sion James BOOK NOW! Collywobblers Comedy present Firkin Hilarious Comedy @ Fox & Firkin Lewisham : Mark Thomas , Peter Francis , Alfie Dundas , Sapphire Mcintosh , Sarah Evans , Special Guest TBC & M...

*** WEDS 11th March 2026 8pm *** Firkin Hilarious Comedy @ Fox & Firkin Lewisham Don't Miss South London Comedy Legend MARK THOMAS @markthomasinfo.bsky.social & more... Snap Up Tickets Here : www.jokepit.com/e/56856

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1 week ago

Thanks for coming alongx

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1 week ago
URGENT: Families in Beirut are fleeing for their lives

We know folk helping with immediate mutual aid for Palestinian refugees in Lebanon. It’s a really dire and scary situation, massively appreciate any donations.

us22.campaign-archive.com?u=68b1477765...

paypal.me/lanabarake

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1 week ago

aw , you two were fab x

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1 week ago
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Also there is this- 27th March Durham, gig in support of the Durham Miners Gala.

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1 week ago
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If you in Cambridge 23rd March doing this with @oliverdouble.bsky.social

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1 week ago

In the autumn am touring in Manchester … naturally. x

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1 week ago

Will do my best

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1 week ago

Excuse my unspiritual language but fuck this shit.

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1 week ago

@georgemonbiot.bsky.social you get better with age mate, great work on BBCQT.

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1 week ago

I fucking hate Gail’s.

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1 week ago
Shelf on fridge features 1 can of tripe. Opened. A jar of pickle and a jar of pickled onions.

View of 90yo mum’s fridge.

Roots and culture!

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1 week ago

Fuck it . You’re right.

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1 week ago

This is a defamatory lie @AlecShelbrooke. I am proudly anti-war and anti-racist. I make no apologies for attending a Stop the War protest. That does not mean I support the Iranian regime. I dare you to repeat your libellous statement outside of parliament.

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1 week ago
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Mahmood’s move to make asylum temporary ‘may undermine refugee convention’ Law Society says home secretary’s review of refugee status after 30 months is in tension with UK’s legal obligations

Genuine question, is it me or is that look a little…prison guardish…

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

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2 weeks ago

Once more then I’ll leave you alone.

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2 weeks ago

Hahah this is a new show my love xx

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2 weeks ago

Labour’s response, ‘We have to do the things people hate us for faster’.

And they have

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2 weeks ago

Also COYD!

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2 weeks ago
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Mark Thomas: Work In Progress Tickets | £7 | 6 Mar @ Camden Comedy Club, London | DICE Mark Thomas has worked as a performer for over 40 years. He has stuff on telly and radio which you will remember if you are of a certain age. For the younger...

Hey hey my darlings. Gig alert!

Road testing an hour show over in Camden next Friday.

Tickets -Cheap.

Me- Cheerful

Kick Off - 6pm.

dice.fm/event/mx8adr...

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2 weeks ago
The view across the River Thames at night, the water has a light chop. The lights across the city illuminate the river, red dots of crane lights lit the sky like constellations, tower blocks ad St Paul’s dome mover from left to right to the Southbank and its festoon.

Every time. In the heart. Every time.

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2 weeks ago

Perfect.

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2 weeks ago
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This Is Manchester

Well that was quick! Hannah’s speech.

open.spotify.com/track/1qrBYa...

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2 weeks ago

The results:
Greens win big.
Farage/ Goodwin sorest losers in party sore losers.
Starmer gone into hiding.
Telegraph/Mail etc spin into "end of liberal democracy" wank fest.
Tories lose their deposit.
Party Elon Musk backed, Advance UK, beaten by Sir Oink A Lot.

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2 weeks ago
A black wheely bin with 'Mind The Farage sticker'.

We don't have a particular party allegiance, but we certainly know who we don't want to get in in Gorton.
Sticker by @markthomasinfo.bsky.social :)

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2 weeks ago

It’s time to nationalise the Daily Mail and bring it onshore.

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2 weeks ago

Difficult to say how likely. They have to win first. Then remove legal hurdles to their actions. But if they do win there will be immense pressure on them to crank up deportations and this is their one big policy, so we should believe their intentions.

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2 weeks ago
Couple of Reform rich twats in a guardian photo, headline reads ‘Reform would create ICE-style agency and end leave to remain.

No one can say they didn’t know.

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3 weeks ago

The Secret Agent and AFC Wimbledon vs Bradford (3-1) two 5 star performances this weekend.
Buzzing from the pair of them.

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