Mark Thomas

I mean what could possibly go wrong with a Labour minister telling us to trust them because they have seen the intelligence reports.

Guardian front page. Photo of Lord Dannatt, bald military type with reddish face in a light blue jumper. Headline reads ‘Lord Dannatt urged ministers to crack down on Palestine Action at request of US firm’

Trying to get a meeting with @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social so we can get this fucker proscribed.

I bow to your might x

Also I am doing some stand up at the Stand in Edinburgh, starts on the 14th Aug, 8 dates.

Ok my darlings- Edinburgh recommendations so far.
VICTORIA MELODY at Pleasance Above 2.15pm (disclaimer I directed the show BUT it's bloody great)
HORSE OF JENIN Pleasance Dome 2.20pm (disclaimer this is my friends show BUT it's bloody great)
Anthems of Dissatisfaction Summerhall (Disclaimer- none)

This 'patriot' protesting against immigrants in Manchester is actually Irish far right thug Paul Rock, who got eight years for tying up and robbing a 76 year old woman. But yeah, just concerned parents.

The first glance of Ordinary Decent Criminal on stage, performed by Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social

Premiering at @summerhallarts.bsky.social at @edfringe.bsky.social this week, running until 25 August, then on tour to fifteen venues from October to December.

Captured by Pamela Raith

Reading 2nd Aug

www.instagram.com/p/DLaax9piSl9/

Picture of Stephen Yaxley Lennon from Guardian with the headline ‘Police seek Tommy Robinson after alleged assault at London Station’

Tommy- Stephen-Yaxley-Lennon-Robinson- Cokey McCoke Face is on the run again.

Cyprus poolside TikTok of victimhood to follow.

Perhaps I was a tad over enthusiastic.

Zumo train announcer:
We do not accept large musical instruments or golf clubs.

ME: Result!!!

That was proper GRIT! Never give up! Come on!

Enjoy

OMG that is fabulous

Will do, cheers for the steer.

I can see why.

If they win I think a Saint Tuesday might be in order.

Hah! What a great thing.

Album cover of Mulatu Astatke - The Story of Ethio Jazz 1965-1975. A white cover with gorgeous pales blocks of colour like a flying pack of cards in different shades. And in the middle beautiful picture of Mulatu at the xylophone in black and white sometime on the 60’s.

Can not even begin to describe the joy this album brings.

Front of Wimbledon FC programme season 1967-68. Blue print and crest on front.

The inside reveals the programme is for Wimbledon vs Orient, match day 8th Aug 1967 kick off 7.30pm. Programme is 6 pence.

The centre pages is the team line ups with a pic of an old leather football on the middle of the page. Playing at Plough Lane !

An old friend sent me this discovery in a Potters Bar chaza.

COYD!

So farewell @livetheatre.bsky.social thanks for having us. You always go above and beyond xx

I just verified my age by using my clackers.

So 80 year old protesting genocide has house searched + held for 27 hours but neo nazi organised demos in Epping have ‘legitimate concerns’ according to Labour Minister.
Labour are the enemy. And those within the Labour Party who enable them, quislings.

Cheers m’dears

Pic of mark in dressing room mirror self photographing.

The calm before the storm. 3 minutes before the preview kicks off!

Picture of wall of Live Theatre Newcastle, one end is large workyard type gates and ‘live theatre’ in neon. Two posters one of your eponymous tweeter, Mark Thomas in Ordinary Decent Criminal. The second smaller poster is of a new monologue coming in September featuring a Sleaford Mod.

Moody shot of posters outside live Theatre Newcastle, on close inspection I am next to a Sleaford Mod.

Here we go. Start our preview run at Live Theatre tonight. Amazing team to work with! Salut!

Met Police linked to Israel as it gears up for pro-Palestine protests Senior Metropolitan Police officers are regular attendees at a think tank closely tied to Israel’s military and intelligence services and have accepted hospitality from its embassy in London.

Senior Metropolitan Police officers, including commissioner Mark Rowley, have spoken at an Israeli think tank linked to its military and intelligence service, Mossad, Declassified has found👇
www.declassifieduk.org/met-police-l...

The bridges over the Tyne. Photo taken from railway bridge on a clear evening sky.

Favourite view!

Hi de hi my lovelies.
Am down at Live Theatre with Ed Edwards new play, Ordinary Decent Criminal.