Pam Myers

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Never gets old does it, I’m still laughing 😂

One night I heard a sickening metal crunch, rang right through my ribs. I rushed out expecting something awful on the road but no … the boy had clearly done a fancy clutch release and his car was embedded in his metal barn door at a 45 degree angle. Bellend doesn’t even scratch the sides.

Furious voices from our arse biscuit neighbour. A doughty voisine giving him a lathering about a) mowing land that’s hers not his & b) mowing at all at 6.30pm Sunday. I’ll pass no comment except that his equally charming son crashed his stoopid pimped car into their own barn door, the pic is real!

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

She is a real beauty 😻

Crinkling. So low fi and so effective!

All my medical remedies are based on the ‘better out than in’ theory. That and Highlander, “if your head leaves your neck, it’s over”.

Or Rosie? She has no sharp edges apparently.

Told you! Poopin’ out a ring! #TheArchers

There’s something unutterably dreary about the two of them together isn’t there #TheArchers

Oh God, the dog’s going to shit out a ring isn’t it 💩💍 #TheArchers

My idea of a treat, 5.30 showing in Chiswick. Mad, violent and somehow tender. I walked home just a bit cautious of any Jimmys appearing IYKYK #HowsThat

It’s on my list of things to see, have a good day.

The only possible benefit is I get an extra cat in July?

So basically don’t even think of doing what you want. Are we sure they are actually banks, like with money in them? 🤷‍♀️

When we were looking to do a similar thing a few years back, the actual advice from my French bank advisor was don’t because it’s too awful, even he couldn’t face it - thoughts and prayers.

My snobby paternal Grandma would be so thrilled by that

Maybe just a nightmare piece of 70’s hosiery

Mini kilt though. I think my Mum made it.

Jeez, who’s that horrible spoilt little shit pulling the stupid face. Ah yes, me. 😱

I’m loving the drama!

I’m right under the swirly orange bit, it sure is breezy #IsleOfMan

a white sports car is driving down a road with a license plate that says s.c.o.m.h. ALT: a white sports car is driving down a road with a license plate that says s.c.o.m.h.

A Porsche in the visitor car park* at Mum’s new nursing home is a good sign, right? *A visitor, not the owners who have modest wheels in their spaces

Trump's madness threatens us all Podcast Episode · The Lowdown from Nick Cohen · 26/01/2026 · 50m

I so recommend this podcast, it’s always fascinating but this ep is an absolute belter @nickcohen.bsky.social

There’s an excellent dump pretty near us and I plan on getting very well acquainted with it! Bon courage 🚮

Taking notes! I’ll be clearing and sorting Mum’s house soon and I’m eyeing up kitchenware I recall from childhood, endless tubs with no lids and assorted unfathomable bits of kitchen kit. Linen cupboard is a combustible mix of man made fabrics in hideous shades, high fashion in America circa 1971.

Don’t they! Proper magic instruments.

Tell me you’re a pilot’s daughter without telling etc etc #navigation #pilot

Overtopping. Or mad bastard wind whipping the sea into a fury, either is correct #Ramsey #IsleOfMan