Pam Myers

Do! Maybe they plan to send me a ruinous bill after delivery? Whereas tutala is a decent stab at tout à l’heure. Isn’t language a wonderful mystery!

My iphone likes to transcribe my French language messages and believe it or not this was a friendly message to tell me my wood pellets would be delivered this afternoon 🤦‍♀️

I can’t take Celia seriously. I hear all her lines delivered in the style of Dame Celia Molestrangler #TheArchers

She’s beautiful. Nothing more wonderful than an old cat and nothing more painful than saying goodbye. May her memory be a blessing 🐾

All the best for a speedy recovery

Aw no! Sorry to see that xx

Small surface area but radiates nuclear heat behind knees

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Never gets old does it, I’m still laughing 😂

One night I heard a sickening metal crunch, rang right through my ribs. I rushed out expecting something awful on the road but no … the boy had clearly done a fancy clutch release and his car was embedded in his metal barn door at a 45 degree angle. Bellend doesn’t even scratch the sides.

Furious voices from our arse biscuit neighbour. A doughty voisine giving him a lathering about a) mowing land that’s hers not his & b) mowing at all at 6.30pm Sunday. I’ll pass no comment except that his equally charming son crashed his stoopid pimped car into their own barn door, the pic is real!

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

She is a real beauty 😻

Crinkling. So low fi and so effective!

All my medical remedies are based on the ‘better out than in’ theory. That and Highlander, “if your head leaves your neck, it’s over”.

Or Rosie? She has no sharp edges apparently.

Told you! Poopin’ out a ring! #TheArchers

There’s something unutterably dreary about the two of them together isn’t there #TheArchers

Oh God, the dog’s going to shit out a ring isn’t it 💩💍 #TheArchers

My idea of a treat, 5.30 showing in Chiswick. Mad, violent and somehow tender. I walked home just a bit cautious of any Jimmys appearing IYKYK #HowsThat

It’s on my list of things to see, have a good day.

The only possible benefit is I get an extra cat in July?

So basically don’t even think of doing what you want. Are we sure they are actually banks, like with money in them? 🤷‍♀️

When we were looking to do a similar thing a few years back, the actual advice from my French bank advisor was don’t because it’s too awful, even he couldn’t face it - thoughts and prayers.

My snobby paternal Grandma would be so thrilled by that

Maybe just a nightmare piece of 70’s hosiery

Mini kilt though. I think my Mum made it.

Jeez, who’s that horrible spoilt little shit pulling the stupid face. Ah yes, me. 😱

I’m loving the drama!