The Glass O

I thought this was a quote from the Hulk, and I was like, damn, that's pretty lucid.

I thought the IRS DGAF as long as you paid them. I mean, they have a checkbox where you can declare income from your criminal revenue streams .

Or so I have been told.

Now I kinda want to do a full on "we didn't start the fire" induction...though it sounds like a horrible idea.

So which theater? I'm betting it was that amazing Creve Coeur cinema on Olive with the wrap-around screen. I'm pretty sure that's where I saw it.

I read this to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" and it kinda works.

One of my poly friends just said this to me about my non-poly lifestyle.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

1. Garlic at night can give you insomnia.
2. The cartoon is slightly inaccurate as the man does not have an erection.

Was there chanting? Were they trying to summon you? Like a demon?

The Tables Have Turned A very non-con story suggested to me by a play partner.

New story time! The Tables Have Turned. readonlymind.com/@GlassO/TheT...

Why yes Sony, Friday afternoon is the *ideal* time to do PSN maintenance!

Whats the over/under of when they are going to ban the gambling apps; gonna be this generation's Juul.

Hey I thought I told you kids-

As soon as I hear that bell and the first 'Oyez' my heart sinks.

If we were livin' in the 80s, McDonald's would have had a burger called 'The Hunter' so they could have done a cross promotion called 'Cravin' The Hunter!'

Imagine the joy you would feel if during the Hulu commercial break it was the Kool-Aid guy crashing into some guy's birthday party, or the Lucky Charms Leprechaun bitching about kids after his cereal. I would cry tears of joy to get those kinds of ads again.

"The Kooky Aunt Pipeline" sounds like either a live action Disney film from the late 60s, or similar era incest porn title.

"Why were you late to work today?"

"DEI"

It's my new catch-all excuse for everything.

I was hoping he was going to leave out some of the songs he thought were crap. "I'm not going to bother with Old Brown Shoe."

Some days it's hard to keep your eye on the doughnut.

Is everyone getting bombarded with sports betting app ads or is it just me?

It looks like that cat is going to call HR the moment you leave.

He did. It was about an author with that condition. It was called "My Write Foot" though, so search for that.

Put that on your badge at Charmed.

This endorsement is good enough for me. Added to the list.

They should call it "The Wickening" as a call-back to Highlander 2.

But no, I have no unanswered questions from Wicked. A sequel would only dilute the power of the film.

I'm surprised they kept you on at the Suicide Hotline at all.

theremin = spooky music. No 2 ways about it. I hope when Gort or whatever descends from his flying saucer on that metallic ramp, there is a smaller robot behind it playing a theremin.

I'm more upset by the "let's invite aliens to our planet" plan. Have we learned nothing from our own experiences of what happens when a more advanced civilization contacts a more primitive one?

Yes! I rank it up there with "God Only Knows" for best pop song of all time.