MooseZilla

Okay hear me out-

When you fart and then try to convince someone else it was actually them

You should call that

Gaslighting a match

I mean, if they're sharing porn, generally the hope is that people will get off on it, so "hey, my sweetie and I did weird kinky shit to your porn and thank you 🙏🏻" is probably fine tbh, it's still pretty vague xD

You know you're submissive as fuck when you have to go back and double check to make sure you actually typed "whispers" and did not accidentally type "whimpers" instead.

omg I just watched The Wild Robot and I'm not sure I've EVER cried so hard at a movie.

Are you *sure* you were the one doing the hypnotizing, then? 😉

(Obviously not the only two options by FAR, and it's a fun dichotomy to think about nonetheless~)

Would you rather be/have:

1) A bratty/playful hypnosub who makes the tist work for it so they know they are well and truly taken down?

or 2) an eager hypnosub who gets taken down with a single look or word so the tist can tease them about being so easy?

...................I am only just now realizing the irony of spending my afternoon getting (provisionally) diagnosed with autism and spending my evening getting turned into a robot.

But MooseGPT v.0.01 was a success, anyway 😅

Hopefully in another few weeks I'll be able to pick HypNovember 2024 back up and finish the prompts, and in the meantime, boy howdy is my frickin' hypnokink shenan novel coming along swimmingly~

Yaaaaaaay am starting to feel the urge to write again~ I was getting pretty burnt out in the couple months leading up to Charmed, and then I've been sick since then, so it's been really lovely to revisit some projects that have been sitting~

*Attempts to resist temptation to commit even harder to the bit*

Yesssss!!! And I felt safe as someone who, on the drive to Charmed, realized I finally caught my partner's cold. I actually felt okay going to a couple classes and doing some play with folks knowing that we would both be masked and that I was going to be far less of a danger to anyone else.

So then wouldn't that ALSO be something a person masquerading as a moose masquerading as a person masquerading as a moose would say? 😉

Apparently I am on bluesky now! Still getting the lay of the land. If I followed you and you don't recognize me, you might know me as Official Moose of Canada or I may have recognized you from Twitter/Tumblr/Discord. But I promise I'm a real person masquerading as a moose!