Styna Lane

I gotta do my zoomies* every day, or else the devil** will catch me

[*Exercise]
[**Anxiety]

I asked A Man for help, everybody boo please

Me: I don't want to cry tonight, I have mascara on

Therapist: tooooo fucking baaaad

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Friend: You eat like an alien who can -almost- pass for human...

Me, stirring cottage cheese into a pot of rotini and canned tuna: what do you mean?

For completely unrelated reasons, I happen to have a copy of my résumé...

Have you considered hiring a warm little guy to cling to you throughout the day?

Fuck Neil Gaiman

those are load-bearing rose-colored glasses

If you think you're exhausted now, I promise you don't want to know what it feels like to be living through all of this with the addition of post viral illness.

And you shouldn't want to risk being the reason someone else in your community finds out what that's like, either.

Fighting fascism gets infinitely more difficult when you're disabled, by the way.

Wear a high quality, well-fitting respirator to protect yourself and your community from preventable disease.

You're not the only one

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

🌸Live on Twitch🌸

It is time!! (also doing some co-working and then some games)

twitch.tv/BeccaBeckery

The photo shows a screenshot from Tiltify of Becca’s charity campaign for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. The total amount raised is $11,987.29 with a goal of $12,000.00

UM HELLO?? We are $12.71 away from $12,000 for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital???

WHAT?

FBI executes search warrant at Washington Post reporter’s home The search came as part of an investigation into a government contractor accused of illegally retaining classified government materials.

This should alarm everyone. The FBI searched a journalist’s home and seized her work devices, despite no criminal charges. This is a direct threat to press freedom.

I agree 🙂‍↕️

Friends with benefits, but the benefit is just me always having Tums in my bag

I feel this in my bones (and cartilage)

With hypermobility, my brain is imagining this -literally- and I'm so sorry for laughing
I do hope you're able to get some rest soon 🫠

a close up of a woman 's face with a poster in the background that says sky ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a poster in the background that says sky

It... should.

I hope this email finds you in the stillness of remembering what you had
and what you lost
and what you had
and what you lost

FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!

Minnesota Can & Must Prosecute the Unnamed ICE Agent Who Murdered Renee Good | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland Get more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon

You're going to hear a lot of lies about what the law allows after the Trump Regime's murder of Renee Good.

States can prosecute federal officers, they've been doing it since the 1800s. Trump cannot stop it and cannot pardon it.

Here's the legal analysis

www.patreon.com/posts/147687...

We don't need to talk about how late into adulthood I was before realizing spin class is stationary bikes and not... you know... spinning around a lot.

🥹🧚‍♂️🩶

Did y'all know you're allowed to put up a backdrop and put down fake snow and dress up like a fairy??? It's true, nobody can stop you

Note: no AI usage.
Just rusty photoshop skills.

Oh man, how much is that gonna cost me?

[crawling out of 2025 covered in my own blood and tears] I mean, it wasn't even that scary