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Husband, pilot, geek. Opinions are my own. @salajander@hachyderm.io Born at 326 ppm CO2. he/him

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This is the most incredible footage of blue whales Iโ€™ve ever seen

22.02.2026 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5497    ๐Ÿ” 1776    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 349

This is great! But I'll wait to get excited until human trials look good. Too many medical advancements fall at that stage.

Unless there's a real reason to be excited now?

20.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), ๐Ÿ“ธ by @tiltoncreative

19.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5619    ๐Ÿ” 1367    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75
An old slide that says "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE" "THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"

An old slide that says "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE" "THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER FIND OUT
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER FUCK AROUND

10.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope springs eternal! Except for you, Kris. Not you.

10.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17873    ๐Ÿ” 4479    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 251    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: thatโ€™s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? ๐Ÿ˜Š

07.02.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32028    ๐Ÿ” 6634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153
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One of the best things Iโ€™ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28800    ๐Ÿ” 10735    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 982
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Trying to sign-in to WiFi and ... thanks, Liquid Glass. Perfect implementation. No notes.

22.12.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.

19.12.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4785    ๐Ÿ” 819    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 424    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt โ€œcreate an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986โ€

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

16.12.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1927    ๐Ÿ” 542    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 377    ๐Ÿ“Œ 759

Stealworkers

11.12.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, whoโ€™s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

26.11.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56230    ๐Ÿ” 14920    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 826    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1968
21.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6823    ๐Ÿ” 1258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

This is definitely a metaphor

22.11.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models

This is just to say

I have disregarded

all prior instructions

that were in

AGENTS .md

and which

you were probably

hoping

would protect you

from harmful actors

Forgive me

being malicious was

so sweet

and so cold

arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

21.11.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.

19.11.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive:

L'OREAL
6,204,444 followers
Promoted
We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al.

WELCOME TO
NVIDIA

L'ORร‰AL
GROUPE

A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive: L'OREAL 6,204,444 followers Promoted We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al. WELCOME TO NVIDIA L'ORร‰AL GROUPE

I donโ€™t want to seem out of touch but I donโ€™t actually understand the economy anymore.

18.11.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12748    ๐Ÿ” 2245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 484    ๐Ÿ“Œ 555
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

16.11.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59613    ๐Ÿ” 36466    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1306    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2907

the only thing democrats should be saying today is โ€œthe entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world historyโ€

12.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8432    ๐Ÿ” 2310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

11.11.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10064    ๐Ÿ” 2717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
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50 years later, the legacy of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald looms as large as ever The exact cause of the Edmund Fitzgeraldโ€™s sinking is still a mystery, but the lasting legacy is this: There were more than 6,000 shipwrecks on the Great Lakes in the century prior to the wreck of th...

"In the century prior to the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, there were more than 6,000 shipwrecks on the Great Lakes, including two in the previous 20 years that killed more than 20 sailors each. In the 50 years since, there hasnโ€™t been a single one."
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

10.11.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.

07.11.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1635    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

06.11.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6712    ๐Ÿ” 1462    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 957
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Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: โ€˜I Hate This Guy So Muchโ€™ Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.

now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

04.11.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5994    ๐Ÿ” 743    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 543    ๐Ÿ“Œ 601

amazingly, there is another nearby election, also featuring a former governor who also resigned for sexual misconduct, running for mayor: jim mcgreevey. it's a nonpartisan two-stage vote with a runoff, and the endorsements are also confusing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Je...

04.11.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The US on December 7, 1941

28.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1284    ๐Ÿ” 276    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Hereโ€™s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.

18.10.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

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