Maybe a few NSFW pics, as a treat

Those slippers are everything...

Taint

But I would move freely about

Everything needs attention

So many things to lick

As long as they last long enough...

My body is ready

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

You're just a bit...wait for it....stream of consciousness.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

So you've decided to look BETTER than the models.

I see how it is.

Looking him up in Wikipedia made me dislike him a little more: the vaccine denialism, etc.

Watching him gaslight his fellow contestants on the reunion episode: same. “I’m sorry you reacted that way to my bullying” and so forth. Just garbage.

What a broken person.

Not exactly NO thanks, if you are name-checking me. :)

I should pop in you for humpday! :)

You had me at 'edging'...

I am looking at my PTO balance

Will you be ass-up the (w)hole time?

lol

:pets you:

I'm sure many of us are happy to do our parts

very breedable

5 by 5, B

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

The motor skills aren’t keeping up.

Happens to the best of us.

He seems high as a kite! I can’t understand a third of what he’s saying and I am here for it!

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

That clearly needs sucking...

Go on... 👀

:sets a timer for photographic evidence to be shared:

:nuzzles you:

Both