@pourkinator.bsky.social
I love my Snek and my doggos. I’m also a massive Seahawks fan. #GoHawks #Seahawks
Y’all, we’re getting a sequel to Iraq! Isn’t this fun?!
26.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s not like they have any chance of a championship anytime soon, anyways. This isn’t a big deal.
25.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It tends to lie about a lot of things. It is a terrible person.
25.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear. Why can’t we fucking edit?
25.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d rather be castrated with a spork the head that orange traitor’s disgusting voice ever again.
25.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Randomly remembering the times in middle school we had to use a key to use the restroom. Guess who nearly always accidentally left the key locked in the bathroom?
23.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My version of good trouble is telling republican members of congress to lick my asshole. Not only is it not a threat, it is entirely legal to do so. Protected speech
23.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We lost Eric Dane?! Fuck man
20.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Shortly after Jody Allen officially announced the Seahawks were up for sale today, cautiously optimistic Seattle sports fans waved forward the bidding process once it had immediately bound and gagged former Sonics owner and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz.
19.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 51 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1Donk looks very douche-like in that picture
18.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who?
18.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re literally counting on this. The fewer women vote, the more likely republicans win elections. That’s their entire traitor goal.
17.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAGAts are so violent
17.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEW: Here's what NBA Commissioner Adam Silver just said about a potential expansion discussion in March and being "prepared to take a next step”.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
#Seattle #NBA @komonews.bsky.social
The video had NOTHING to do with Marshawn. Also, as far as I know, Marshawn is fine.
15.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I still can’t believe it. They won the fucking Super Bowl, y’all. This team is awesome!
15.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good luck!
15.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sending positive thoughts!
14.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He worked in the tech field and has explained his position on AI. There are plenty of legitimate uses for AI
14.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I got a 1. I’ll be damned before I eat moldy cheese
13.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Embarrassing defeat for Trump and Mike Johnson.
11.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 4235 🔁 842 💬 114 📌 18Fuck
11.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s an ICE agent
10.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is incredible. this is a problem you see in high school
09.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 443 🔁 44 💬 16 📌 2Exorcism run
09.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
09.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 325 🔁 52 💬 3 📌 6
Ok that’s fucking cool
09.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AND they win it on the niners home field. Which just makes me laugh my ass off
09.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Historic!
09.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!
I AM SO HAPPY FOR DARNOLD
FOR DEMARCUS LAWRENCE
FOR ALL OF THEM!!! They deserved this!
If you had told me this time last year that this would be where we ended up? I’d have punched you in the mouth for lying to me.
WE DID NOT CARE.
GO HAWKS!!!
