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‪return to silent hill review: 2 hours of James apologist fanfic ‬ but holy shit it is hilarious

It’s so crazy that they thought cancer needed a backstory

Cristophe Gans really just said “I don’t want to understand multiple women’s stories” and just voltron’d them into 1 abomination

WHY ARE WE SPINNING
WHERE ARE WE GOINH

turning james sunderland into a victim is craaaaaaazy work and I would be so happy to have that level of media illiteracy

‪the walking nurse conglomerate is me and the girliepops ‬

Ah yes the infamous sewer level flashback

"Is that Meatcanyon?!?!" - @zerggiee.bsky.social, 2026

wow that spider has a beautiful butt

this would go hard in 3D

Who is the little man in the closet???????

why did they turn Eddie into meat canyon

WOOO GIRL CULT

silent hill is when bugs

WHAT IS WITH THIS BUG SEQUENCE???

how does he know where to go there’s no yellow paint

‪MY SHIEEELLAAA ANGELA WHAT DID THEY DO‬

The very ironic silent hill forest

Silent Hill Summer Rain is what I’m naming my firstborn

I’ve forgotten this is supposed to be silent hill

This is legitimately the worst needless exposition

“MY james sunderland wouldn’t go to therapy”

- @piggynukka.bsky.social

WHATS THIS FIRST PERSON ANGLE LMAO?????

I’m so glad no one’s here to hear our laughs at that Maria shot

The view of the lake
The lakeview hotel

COOL GUY JAMES HE SMOKES AND ROCK MUSIC

epic intro would be maria flying out of that convertible

I’m so excited

@piggynukka.bsky.social and I have the whole theater to ourselves for silent hill so get ready for a zooted live tweeting

this was the funniest pic to take bc nikkk was vibrating the entire 10-12 seconds my phone took to initialize the camera

"Return to Silent Hill" attendance double that of "Melania"!