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Iogurte Flan Frutas Vermelhas

@drizon.bsky.social

amedronta os covardes, enche os olhos dos corajosos Ainda viciada em balas de limão.

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eu nao to grávida! ajhahaha

30.01.2026 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agora eu quero ir no carrinho de bate bate

30.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mas não é?

29.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mas não é?

29.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Como Adam Lambert tornou-se o vocalista de um novo Queen O Queen ganhou um sopro de vida quando o baterista Roger Taylor e o guitarrista Brian May se uniram ao cantor Adam Lambert.

Adam Lambert, que hoje faz 44 anos, cantou pela primeira vez com o Queen em 2009, ainda enquanto participava do “American Idol”.

A colaboração virou parceria e já dura mais de uma década. Saiba como tudo começou:

29.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Estou vivendo o dia de praia perfeito

29.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Abracinho, querida

29.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dan Prostituta

29.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 1352    🔁 201    💬 31    📌 36
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Viva o dia da visibilidade trans!
Tira de 2010, acho.
Saiu na Folha @folha.com

29.01.2026 17:39 — 👍 1795    🔁 622    💬 14    📌 17

A cachorra mais bonita do calçadão

29.01.2026 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

- Sr. Macaco, os moradores do Santa Mart
- Morro do Macaco
- Oi
- *termina a lata, limpa a boca com as costas da mão* o nome agora é Morro do Macaco

29.01.2026 12:19 — 👍 703    🔁 199    💬 5    📌 0

Queria fazer carão igual esse dog

29.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Foto de um cachorro, ele é branco e bem peludo, pelo bastante bagunçado, no fundo um mural da polícia civil

Foto de um cachorro, ele é branco e bem peludo, pelo bastante bagunçado, no fundo um mural da polícia civil

29.01.2026 16:38 — 👍 259    🔁 100    💬 0    📌 3

O bicho é mal diagramado hein? Pelamor

29.01.2026 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

O bicho é mal diagramado hein? Pelamor

29.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

O bicho é mal diagramado hein? Pelamor

29.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

O bicho é mal diagramado hein? Pelamor

29.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

O bicho é mal diagramado hein? Pelamor

29.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

continuo lá 🤡 que ódioooo

29.01.2026 15:02 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Amigos cariocas: quanto custa a barraca e cadeiras na praia? Só pra eu não ser (muito) enganada

29.01.2026 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Esse é o namastê que a gente gosta

29.01.2026 13:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Projeto Secreto - Macacos", olha ou o projeto é secreto ou tem macacos, os dois não vai dar galera

29.01.2026 13:27 — 👍 50    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

E ser atazanado por eles a partir das 8h 🫠

29.01.2026 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's funny when conservatives describe themselves as "God fearing". Are you bro? Because it seems to me you aren't nearly afraid enough.

You believe in a God that'll torture you eternally for sucking a dick. What does He think of ethnic cleansing?

You just may want to skim the rulebook again, bro.

29.01.2026 00:57 — 👍 250    🔁 31    💬 15    📌 0
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it was foretold..

29.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 822    🔁 116    💬 0    📌 3

ABSOLUTE
🤚🏻 👨🏻‍🦳 ✋🏻
CINEMA

29.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 28    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

Ser uma pessoa noturna é atazanar a vida dos seus amigos diurnos a partir das 19h30

29.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Headline from Guardian contributor Caitlin Cassidy: 

I'm a tech-savvy zillennial who knows how to safeguard against hacking. Scammers still managed to get me

Headline from Guardian contributor Caitlin Cassidy: I'm a tech-savvy zillennial who knows how to safeguard against hacking. Scammers still managed to get me

I had been on a summer vacation, rarely checking my phone, when the text message arrived. It purported to be from my bank and said my "awards points" were going to expire the following day.

"We're reminding you that 12,805 awards points ... are set to expire on 31 December 2025," the message read. "Don't miss out - redeem your points today."
This was followed by a link that, looking at it now, was clearly not from my bank. The message also came from a generic mobile number, rather than the bank itself.
But I was on holiday, I wasn't reading it in detail, so I clicked on the link.

I had been on a summer vacation, rarely checking my phone, when the text message arrived. It purported to be from my bank and said my "awards points" were going to expire the following day. "We're reminding you that 12,805 awards points ... are set to expire on 31 December 2025," the message read. "Don't miss out - redeem your points today." This was followed by a link that, looking at it now, was clearly not from my bank. The message also came from a generic mobile number, rather than the bank itself. But I was on holiday, I wasn't reading it in detail, so I clicked on the link.

Even though I wasn't aware my bank had a points system which expired each year, it wasn't shocking to me. My phone service accumulates points that can be used towards items. With little consideration, I clicked on a watch and proceeded to the checkout.
This was where they got me. I was then prompted to log into my account using my banking credentials, and to authorise a $2.99 transaction for shipping in my app.

Even though I wasn't aware my bank had a points system which expired each year, it wasn't shocking to me. My phone service accumulates points that can be used towards items. With little consideration, I clicked on a watch and proceeded to the checkout. This was where they got me. I was then prompted to log into my account using my banking credentials, and to authorise a $2.99 transaction for shipping in my app.

I’m going to be real with you Caitlin - it doesn’t sound like you’re actually a tech-savvy zillennial

29.01.2026 01:39 — 👍 336    🔁 90    💬 13    📌 17

Se liga vc q gosta de Curling 🥌

Próxima quarta-feira já tem Curling na Olimpíada de Inverno Milão Cortina 🧊

Horário dos jogos das Duplas Mistas

15h 🇸🇪Suécia x Coréia do Sul🇰🇷
15h 🇬🇧Grã Bretanha x Noruega🇳🇴
15h 🇨🇦Canadá x Tchequia🇨🇿
15h 🇪🇪Estônia x Suiça🇨🇭

Transmissão ao vivo no SporTV e na CazeTV

28.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 38    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 16

Só vai!

29.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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