There’s an empty cell with his name

This is a must-read piece of reporting. Make sure you get to the final scene...

A Utah band is dropping its talent agency because of its owner’s links to Ghislaine Maxwell The Aces, a band that started in Utah County, have cut ties with their talent agency because of its owner's association with Ghislaine Maxwell.

The Aces, a band that started in Utah County, have cut ties with their talent agency because of its owner's association with Ghislaine Maxwell.

Boy, that 1st rotation & it being Friday the 13th worries me that @utahgymnastics.bsky.social might lose to BYU! No, of course not: they scored 198

That, and she, and the strip are all awesome.

The corruption of this administration is beyond understanding.

Would not want to be on the side supporting them.

Azul final Player 1: score 70, 1 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color Player 2: score 60, 2 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color Player 3: score 104, 3 horizontal, 2 vertical, 1 color Player 4: score 71, 2 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color (almost 1)

3-2-1 FTW

Percent of 70 to total (305) = 23%
Percent of 60 to total (305) = 19.7%
Percent of 104 to total (305) = 34.1%
Percent of 71 to total (305) = 23.3%

Azul final Player 1: score 64, 1 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color Player 2: score 81, 3 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color Player 3: score 63, 1 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color Player 4: score 102, 2 horizontal, 1 vertical, 2 color

Machine dominance
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Happy I managed to get > 25%

Percent of 64 to total (310) = 20.6%
Percent of 81 to total (310) = 26.1%
Percent of 63 to total (310) = 20.3%
Percent of 102 to total (310) = 32.9%

I'm sure a zillion people have made this joke, but if there's a nearby town called Sang, I might have to move there.

Bezos killed his own paper to please an illiterate clown

So boring

Seems like a bunch of ad execs asked AI, "Give me an exciting Superbowl ad."

Cue posts about the power of the dark side

Karoline
Kash
Kristi
Koincidence?

Ted Cruz whining about VA gerrymandering

The GOP is entering the “finding out” phase of gerrymandering. By the same metric, Dems got almost 40% of the vote in Utah and currently hold zero congressional seats due to gerrymandering

Azul final Player 1: score 63, 1 horizontal, 1 vertical, 0 color Player 2: score 55, 1 horizontal, 0 vertical, 0 color Player 3: score 96, 3 horizontal, 1 vertical, 1 color Player 4: score 54, 1 horizontal, 0 vertical, 0 color

Win by by a bunch

Percent of 63 to total (268) = 23.5%
Percent of 55 to total (268) = 20.5%
Percent of 96 to total (268) = 35.8%
Percent of 54 to total (268) = 20.1%

Chad is making Bill's head hurt.

It's an Original(ist) Sin DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Unread new strip up now, at the Mothership!

www.dorktower.com/2026/02/06/o...

Repost/Reblog/Reread/Repeat, thanks so much!

Y'know, "My right, not theirs" from a few strips back (that I'm just catching up on) is exactly right. Freedom is my rights. I'm not supporting your rights. In fact, _my_ freedom means being able to deprive _you_ of your rights.

#JustPissedOff

Sad to hear that, but a question: What is holding that sky battleship up in the air? It does look cool, though.

Sign me up for another collection of Dork Tower strips, please.

Almost like highly speculative investments often crash in value. Let it.

Cartoon by artist Deb Milbrath depicting the crumbling masthead of the beleaguered Washington Post, it’s only remaining letters being “The __shi__t__ Post.” At the bottom of the image, standing alongside the fallen letters, are Jeff Bezos and Donald Trump, celebrating. Above his head, Trump is holding a pair of balls (presumably Jeff’s), as a red “love” heart floats above his head. His ridiculously long, red necktie is tangled among the fallen letters.

Mission accomplished.

Cartoon by @milbrathdraws.bsky.social

Ten reasons to hate jackbooted government thugs

Democracy dies in billionaire hands. [Cartoon by Michael de Adder]

@experian-us.bsky.social Is there any way to get in touch with you outside the phone tree from hell & the unhelpful website? Your validation call to my landline goes straight to voicemail, and the landline seems to get other automated calls fine.

Sounds like the action of making something icky. Pretty accurate

Don Raper

Previously when Trump couldn't control his Weiner (and I don't mean Matthew), it was because of his Epstein exploits. Now he's just wetting his Depends. When did pervy Dapper Don turn into senile Diaper Don—surrounded by mad men like Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.?

by Maureen Dowd

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

Hahahahahahaha TurningPoint half time performance headline….. wait for it….. KID ROCK

Hahahahahhahaha

Famous Last Words

Azul final Last is first, but first is not last Player 1: score 64, 1 horizontal, 0 vertical, 0 color Player 2: score 64, 2 horizontal, 0 vertical, 0 color Player 3: score 58, 2 horizontal, 0 vertical, 0 color Player 4: score 103, 3 horizontal, 2 vertical, 1 color

Blammo

Percent of 64 to total (289) = 22.1%
Percent of 64 to total (289) = 22.1%
Percent of 58 to total (289) = 20.1%
Percent of 103 to total (289) = 35.6%

"Kept those eyebrows, though" is gold.