Because power come from mmmmRUPP
Search your camera roll for the word ‘Hell’.
Today… I won
I’m truly mystified why I didn’t think of this sooner. Mystified.
I’ve lived in my flat for three and a half years and for the whole of that time, wished i had a table for my tea beside me. Despite having a table that I could put beside me. Today I put it beside me.
HOST: And for the one million pound prize…
ME: *excited, crossing fingers*
HOST: In which of the seventeen canvas tote bags scattered throughout your flat is the item you need in order to leave in the next five minutes?
ME: *throws mic on the floor, exits studio*
Mind you of course 9/10 times it’s totally fine. Last time I took back a hire car they thanked me for taking such good care of it?!
It’s one of the few times when the sense of impending doom is absolutely justified.
The power I felt when I installed a little light under the cupboards in my last flat. All we want is lighting options
How do they manage to become so DENSE
Sorry I shouldn’t complain really should I. It’s a good reminder of what’s really important (cones). Have a good one, all those who celebrate
Roadworks season just comes around quicker every year doesn’t it
Omg absolute (snowy) scenes
Best film I ever watched. 10/10
Have you watched that really long one with all the beef where they try and pin murders that came from a trap in the roof on this guy & there’s a whole adventure?
Sorry but if you don’t want me listening in on your train conversation, be more boring??
Mainly I go for front row, second from the left when it’s available, but second row third from the left is great when that’s in the dishwasher
I particularly like the ones that have an undercurrent of “life is tough and then you die, why bother caring about anything”
There’s a particular type of rage in my heart that I keep for comments like this (on a sweet story about a deer getting out of a ravine because volunteers built steps for him, & how he reunited with his herd)
Is it a moisturiser, a toner or eye make up remover? MAYBE. Am I getting flashbacks to the calculations in Chemistry exams? DEFINITELY
Skincare was very simple when I was a teenager. There was eye make up remover (blue), toner (see through) and moisturise (white). Now everyone wants me to pay £35 for 5% Squaimic Acid
*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
I’m trying to find some office space in Glasgow and literally everyone I’m talking to has the same name as me
I thought in some cases it was the same person but no. Louises love to organise space
(Also if you have cheap office space in Glasgow hmu)
10 out of 10, no notes
I just vomited into my mouth imagining this
You know the rules and I know the rules and I adhere to the rules (watch it all the way through any time it crosses your feed)
Honestly you get to the mid 40s point of your teenage years and nobody takes anything on trust any more
“I could be a teenager!” I scream. “I have the rizz!”
Did not appreciate the tone with which the waitress at the pizza restaurant looked at my student ID tonight. I didn’t appreciate that at all
