Emma™ cockremover - Bluesky Statics

buy me dinner first why dont you

01.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

pretty good :3

01.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my wife took our favorite bra in the divorce

01.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

its so crazy to think that it's an actual thing they make kids do

01.03.2026 06:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i sure hope not!!

01.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes! ive had it happen twice and it rocked

01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love the long tails

01.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i pledge allegiance to the fag of the united gays of america

01.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 74 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 1

Many people (Emma and I) are saying that Emma and I should be worshipped and they're right

01.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0

februar-HE more like 😔

01.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the guy who made this is a fucking mess. loved finding out who he is

28.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ayo

28.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

happy march to the _________s and the _______ aligned people

28.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

mf should have stayed up

28.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's more than alright, it's the best <3

28.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nobody knows my based political views and i agree

28.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is so cute

28.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, a shot of vodka, and if you don't mind, two little straws so I can split it with my date :)

28.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 64 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

sorry to be politically correct but i think if you blow up a girls elementary school you should go to jail

28.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 91 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 1

same thing

28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

:p

28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kills u

28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

reddit has such a clever name. every time you share something from there you can just say "yeah i read it on the nazi incel pedophile website" and they know exactly where to go

28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

yea i know

28.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she's my mom

28.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Emma™ Bot™ Hot girls love spitting on a slut then me™ a minute later i posted this before i saw this LOL *quote tweet* bitches love painting the walls with my blood

life imitates art imitates life

28.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i posted this before i saw this LOL

28.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bitches love painting the walls with my blood

28.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 1

i really really like it

28.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yes!! it's VERY balatro coded

28.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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