Max™

I wish I could find this clip of a daughter taking to her mom, saying "every month?" Her mom is like 'yeah, it's part of being a woman' and she is like "I just can't believe you get an abortion every month" and the mom hugs her says 'call me Cheryl' and I swear I saw it on like comedy Central

Also the cheat code for finding more of these criminally underappreciated bands is listening to John ramble

It isn't recent (when was morel orel?) but I'm constantly amazed that literally everyone on earth isn't listening to the @themountaingoats.bsky.social and they have recent albums on YouTube where I'm a significant portion of the views still.

I learned how to saddle and ride an old inkjet back in the late 1900s, the ones you can bribe with a treat are easiest to deal with.

Fresh toner cartridge, a new sheaf of paper, a frozen baby mouse, or just a nice brushing can go a long way.

Also make sure they exhale before you cinch the belly strap or you're gonna slide off the side at whatever the printer thinks is the funniest moment to make an ass of you.

The vibe of Memphis downtown is party.

Pick a random night and you're likely to see people dancing, juggling, doing stunts like backflipping the length of beale, while others are cooking and singing and laughing.

no! No!!

Oh great it is just gonna be me and Jerry?

hit by a truck and woke up in another world as bari weiss

Really need to reconfigure the whole thing since wood tooth profiles will chip and dull quickly on bone and soft tissue will gum things up, I second the freeze first tip posted elsewhere though.

Now, if you on the other hand were being eaten I could go raid your storage for your drums if black goo... not that I would, ha ha

Hmmm, I wish they made one where it like was a drop down from the front of the bowl so it shot backwards. I get it would be hard to design and install though.

Worth noting if you have kids in diapers a quick blast from a handheld sprayer into the toilet before hamper or trash seems great.

Handheld sprayer or standalone or seat kit?

We've had a sprayer since before covid and it is incredible.

There is zero chance he was ever going to do anything to make life better for anyone who wasn't a rich white guy, and a certainly that had he parlayed his fame into say winning the presidency later on he would have actively made the world a worse place.

His kids are like a toddler and an infant, but that doesn't change that he made the world better by leaving it.

Well this was weird as hell, bye now.

Nah I'm trying to figure out how you could be so magnificently incorrect as to take a guy who had been ranting and railing about Trump being a Nazi for an actual decade now, and how we should have beat their Nazi asses on sight a decade ago... and think he's on their side?

For fucks sake, my birthday was 9/11 and I already got my present for this year the day before and you think I'm somehow maga?

I'm sorry you're angry at the person you made up in your head but that ain't me.

YOU GOT MAGA FROM MY POSTS?

Holy lord you swung for the fences and hit the ball entirely the other way.

I wouldn't piss on a maga if they were on fire, I'm holding out hope that they all rot in prison once their orange cult leader finally keels over.

You foiled her best laid plans, she's sitting there shaking two or three of her little spider fists at you

People like me?

Anticorporate antifascists who think bullying moderators for not protecting trans people is a good use of my time?

Have we met somewhere online before and I pissed you off or did you just decide to do this for no reason?

This is a very strange grudge you have with me, like, my name is Max, I found a way to get it as a user name, I got attached to the way it looks, and you're angry about it?

What's up, are you ok?

Oh thank you for clearing up that info about me for me, can I count on your assistance in this in the future?

What exactly is your aim here?

Like, yes, I keep track of what fascists are doing, they are the enemy, I don't think remaining ignorant of them is smart.

For reference, decades ago I noticed that while "Max" is almost always taken on forums, few people tried to add the ™ which then became my favorite screen name, but it isn't read as a trademark or tm, it's thyme.

Hilarious, not even a real trademark!

No shit?

Dang, you're a quick one

To his credit the frog guy was hilarious in his response to it

Hall, Hall, Hall, and Oates

I feel like it is an incredible zing

Seriously. It is a conspiracy by mooses... meese? Moosen?

Moosii?

Canucks!