Max™

Hey that's not fair, what about the cowboys?

It's only been what 30 years?

It's weird it took this long for the people pushing something useless that nobody but rich people like (ai) and try to cram it full of the only other thing as useless and disliked by everyone except rich people (ads) but hey maybe it will work this time, right?

Did you bring him a doggy bag?

*looks around and shrugs before standing up*
Do we have to wear anything besides pants?

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we're all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather. ~Bill Hicks

The idea of Jerry incarnate is truly terrifying, I thought he was just the collective id of the Internet?

I feel like women should get one free guy, no explanation needed, you do it, you turn in your card, body gets carted away.

An upright wooden pike with a goblin corpse impaled on it.

An upright wooden pike with a human corpse on it.

Part of my obsession with armies on the march besides going Rambo on them was finding the aftermath (awkwardly while leading a group of rescued kids) with bodies impaled on pikes.

"Ok kids, you stay here while I go check around.

*looks around at body parts and impaled corpses*

Welp, nobody home!"

I loved the endless combo with the cat girl, what was her name Uriko or something?

It's possible to get a good grade in bird

Shit that was fast the cops are here

Doctor uWu

Kira: Oh Julian, I love your top.
Garak: I have a name, Major.
Julian: O.o

I would have seen someone wrestling and being choked out, I have many times, but nope, midconvo he just keels over dead before telling me where the army I wanted to intercept was!

Had to save and check legends mode to figure out what happened.

Now I'm very used to seeing random fights and such, one of my "things" was checking the well for bandits mugging people and I'd just run up and yeet myself into the crowd of thugs.

I made a lucky guess when I saw one guy about to punch another and caught his fist and he yielded immediately.

This?

"I still do, but I used to also."

Oh man I wish I knew where the picture with a beaver and "whore" in red is but let me tell you searching "beaver red whore" did NOT give the results I was after.

I think it was because someone mentioned how some beavers are monogamous and others aren't?

Can you still be gifted heelys?

Are you allowed to mug kids for their heelys?

*tapping on your window* HELLO THIS IS ABOUT YOUR UPS DELIVERY

I'm sure that is already a variant

Alexis is hilarious and has really cute pussy—cats but still!

Dark mode only!

I mean ■■■■■■■■■■■!

Disliked unfollowed nuclear blocked

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

Wait don't they still have it from the civil war

My Mallory heart is sure to fail

YouTube video by pusciferdotcom Puscifer - "The Remedy" (Official Music Video)

He speaks like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth.

youtu.be/HivxFBB87-Y

Oh! Danny boy!
The pipes!

The pipes are crawling!

Grimgar!