Max™

Unless... YOU'RE ONE OF THE UNDEAD EEEK!

Grats dude, to think all those years ago you were just some guy in a hole with a dog

Fave xman:
Tired: Wolverine
Wired: Shadowcat
Inspired: Juggernaut

Are... are you not alive today?

Similarly: farts happen, you can laugh at them, get some amusement out of them, or you can be an uptight joyless grump and still have the same amount of farts.

I am comfortable as a straight man to say I love cock sauce, I can't get enough cock sauce, I am a fiend for cock sauce.

It worked for Ankh-Morpork under Vetinari.

That's just Jerry we're used to him at this point

Bandicoot Camembert? Isn't that the guy who played Dune in the Spice Girls movie?

Ok it's valid that it is incredible and a classic but goddammit I bought that new the day it came out.

More like meat and skeet amirite?

You might say that word is up to mischief

I mean pigeons were pets until we kicked them out into the streets, and wolves and dogs can still breed, but one is way better at surviving as they are still wild.

Fivhead

Yeah but that's rock doves which are about as close to a pigeon as a dog to a wolf.

At least vending machines fight back and hurt people a surprising amount of times.

You're right but also your screen name is incredible.

Also Usagi has major protagonist vibes and would totally survive a Maybe Sword like Allison did.

Maya is powerful but not even close to Usagi scale, even Gog would be hard pressed unless she took it seriously which Gog is not exactly known for.

Solomon busting out some bullshit stopped time within the stopped time and just bumrushing a little girl might work.

Green eyed and beautiful for Echo, young and baby faced for Simms, etc

Wish they would do Rant with a different actor playing Casey depending on who the current pov character is.

Not supposed to, he's an awful choice, durden only seemed cool because a sexy ass brad pitt was playing him

Why would a feral pigeon know how to build a nest? We used to provide them with castles that had little dimples in each nook to lay an egg in.

A Fairchild Republic A-10 Warthog, if you can keep it.

Oh and Shiva, not the ff one, the god with shit that makes later JoJo stands look perfectly chill by comparison.

Usagi power bombs him into the galaxy and wipes out the tyranid fleets while fixing the warp.

Only things that compare are like, the Xeelee, Time War Time Lords, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan.

To be fair robot football would be kinda awesome

Hah, yeah, I don't touch my face or junk until I'm in the shower well after yard working.

I'm apparently hardcore because I just said fuck it and stuck calamine on it and rinsed it but they are apparently better treatments now?

I'm not super sensitive to the various poisonous bullshit plants so I didn't really notice until I was in the shower and it started itching like crazy and by that point I had spread it all over the inside of my left upper arm, nipple, and somehow the top of my left forearm.

I weed whacked some random bit of bullshit up inside the sleeve of my shirt but didn't notice because it stuck to the sleeve so it wasn't until I got sweaty that it started to spread to my arm and then I steeped it through my shirt into my nipple like the dumbest fucking ambulatory tea bag on earth.