NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Make standard time permanent!!!!
Yes
lol, Corey Lewandowski doesn’t know that it’s now his job to let Markwayne Mullin finger his nostrils.
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It’s not a “dealership” per se—more of a graveyard of rusted out auto bodies up on blocks in the back forty.
Corey better stock up on nasal gel if he plans to keep illegally running DHS.
He’ll be providing more details about the position in about 2 weeks.
lol, are you sure that isn’t her husband, returned incognito? 🥸
Q: Has anyone ever seen all these guys together in the same room???
“Well, that ol' Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle down on the ground at Zohran’s feet
Zohran said, ‘Devil, come on back if you ever wanna try again
‘I done told you once, you son of a b!tch, I'm the best there's ever been’”🎵🎶
Aww, man! Just when Monsieur Delvaux was about to gather all the suspects in one room and reveal whodunnit.
Andrew departing the police station following his arrest:
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They do! The Romans built them.
Post a banger that’s not in English.
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Exponential growth is a bitch.
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So…an illegal invasion to deprive them of their sovereignty and plunder their natural resources would be a no-no? Thought so.
And tell the proprietor it’s for a ‘ladies’ problem’ to keep him from asking questions.
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Spoken like an AI tool.
“Ouch! I do believe I’ve located my other paintbrush.”
Sunshine would like to speak to your manager.
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
I think I know what happened here. The artist didn’t have a horse to use as a model. But he did have a poodle.
mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread
How it started. How it’s going.
@profanity.accountant do I have swears?