Call me Tracy.

Call me Tracy.

@peakingsassy.bsky.social

Spoiler of pets. Fluent in sarcasm, profanity & GIF. Cancer survivor🔔, scleroderma strong 💪🏻 , dbl 🫁 transplant warrior. I’ve been through too much to tolerate dumbfuckery from ANYONE!

371 Followers 1,132 Following 1,230 Posts Joined Nov 2023
1 week ago

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Make standard time permanent!!!!

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1 week ago

Yes

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1 week ago

lol, Corey Lewandowski doesn’t know that it’s now his job to let Markwayne Mullin finger his nostrils.

bsky.app/profile/mari...

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1 week ago

It’s not a “dealership” per se—more of a graveyard of rusted out auto bodies up on blocks in the back forty.

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1 week ago

Corey better stock up on nasal gel if he plans to keep illegally running DHS.

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1 week ago

He’ll be providing more details about the position in about 2 weeks.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

lol, are you sure that isn’t her husband, returned incognito? 🥸

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1 week ago
Head-on image of Butthead with a smile on his face.

Q: Has anyone ever seen all these guys together in the same room???

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2 weeks ago

“Well, that ol' Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden fiddle down on the ground at Zohran’s feet

Zohran said, ‘Devil, come on back if you ever wanna try again

‘I done told you once, you son of a b!tch, I'm the best there's ever been’”🎵🎶

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2 weeks ago

Aww, man! Just when Monsieur Delvaux was about to gather all the suspects in one room and reveal whodunnit.

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3 weeks ago
White man reclining in the back of a vehicle with a shocked look on his face

Andrew departing the police station following his arrest:

(www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...)

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3 weeks ago
Lloyd Bridges in the movie Airplane! With the words “Looks like I picked the wrong week
to give up schadenfreude”
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1 month ago

They do! The Romans built them.

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1 month ago

Post a banger that’s not in English.

youtu.be/KvEW3e0BLn8?...

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

Exponential growth is a bitch.

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1 month ago

bsky.app/profile/mark...

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2 months ago
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a man with a laurel wreath on his head is standing next to another man in a helmet Alt: A Toman guard tries not to laugh as Pontius Pilate (Michael Palin) gets in his face.
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2 months ago

So…an illegal invasion to deprive them of their sovereignty and plunder their natural resources would be a no-no? Thought so.

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2 months ago

And tell the proprietor it’s for a ‘ladies’ problem’ to keep him from asking questions.

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2 months ago

bsky.app/profile/numb...

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2 months ago

Spoken like an AI tool.

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3 months ago

“Ouch! I do believe I’ve located my other paintbrush.”

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3 months ago

Sunshine would like to speak to your manager.

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3 months ago

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

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3 months ago
A black standard poodle with a black harness and leash standing on a city sidewalk.

I think I know what happened here. The artist didn’t have a horse to use as a model. But he did have a poodle.

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3 months ago
Mariah Carey photoshopped onto the top of a pink and black Christmas tree.

mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread

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3 months ago
Pope Leo in 1982 looking like one of the Blues Brothers. Pope Leo now, standing in the aisle of a plane gripping a baseball bat.

How it started. How it’s going.

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3 months ago

@profanity.accountant do I have swears?

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