unknownCleric / Kait

what the fuck is this game even about bro

for @/men_lover21 over on twt

heavily inspired by a piece by @/fishbawl.bsky.social with permission :P

"If people aren't safe on the internet and are getting doxxed, then to make it fair EVERYONE will get doxxed with our new rules! Now that's safety!" *the AI-dicksucking shareholder says, as they take a sip of their oily brown piss*

day 36 - absa please its last stock absa please lock in please

Meme image of Sonic saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding". The text has been blanked out so it reads "I want games with gay people who are woke and I'm not kidding".

collects kris art from my fav artists like the fucking chaos emeralds

I’m always blown away by the chokehold Elon has on the tech bro. It’s crazy

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.

wars started by borders: how much time you got?

"But borders protect us against hostile neighbors." Here's a list of wars prevented by borders: literally none of them.

I very much adore your Asriel design

Dion (a Mardi Gras themed llama) is hanging out on a New Orleans balcony. If it weren't for their pants and their frankly tiny shirt, they'd be naked. They're flashing their moobs and their cock and balls are too big to fit in their pants. They've amassed a few beads already, 3 hanging off their neck and a few on their arm aleady. They're surrounded by two YCH wolves. One has two beads and are cheering, the other has none. There's people talking off screen, one saying "WOAH! Check out the rack on that one! No wonder they have so many beads!" another says "Is that a guy or a chick? Whatever they are I should be paying to see THOSE!!"

Happy Mardi Gras everyone! or Fat Tuesday for those who aren't inclined. It's the biggest party down south so you know Dion had to be there!

that one image could have some further improvements

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Thank you Generative AI for creating the perfect bad example of how capitalism creates scarcity to enrich itself.

some customers are so nice about my eating-everything-in-sight problem,,
🎨: @dawmino.bsky.social
ft: @fatunatecookie.bsky.social

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

Tbf, it's an officer's academy. The qualification is "you've been a mercenary your entire life."

glade enjoying hotdogs a little too much

Already been following ya for a while now :.>

In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.

The Triple E system (Ezra, Ellyce, Ecylle in order) are laying in some large bed They're all cuddling with each other, Ezra super close on one side of Ellyce and Ellyce's arm resting on the torso of Ecylle. Ecylle's arm rests near Ellyce's face. Ezra is their usual expressionless self, but they seem to be enjoing their situation. Ecylle looks on, content as always. and Ellyce, who seems to be waking up from a good nights rest/really good nap, says somewhat sleepily "Alright, come on everyone, we have a stream to do..."

This is what its like trying to wake up by the way. we always have two goobers trying to keep us in bed.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Baloo walking to his next meal, the hibernation mode makes him a little dazed on keep getting more food <3

sketch comm Benji Clawmarc

2nd pic from World Whale day stream!