Iggy, a Very Big Thing 🜬

But this is the price I pay for being huge and beautiful. 'Tis the curse I bear in inconvenience and ass size. 😔

Man, another thing that sucks about being a gainer into fashion is finding a garment rack that can actually fit my giant-ass clothes without ruining them. I either have to settle for a single-rack that fits like, four shirts and nothing else, or a multi-rack that drags my stuff on the floor.

Big areola. Tiny little nipple. Fucking *superb*

Yeah I don't vibe with this attitude of yours. We're not doing this. *pulls your very being into the torment nexus*

Iggy's magic is all body-based and all extremely horrible to be a victim of.

Reform and Impact Wisdom Tooth
Corrupt Tonsil
Greater Ingrown Toenail
Manifest Polyps
Summon Parasite
Hymn of Ear Infections

You will gain so many problems from being around me.

YES

I wanted slop and you gave me PAIN AND SUFFERING

I have been food poisoned and I cannot believe one of my loves would betray me like this. Fuck you day-old precooked grocery store ribs I thought we had something special.

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING

For Black Friday, this YCH is officially open again until the 29th! Come and get yourself digitized, fed, and blobbed! R34 characters are welcome, too!

Fill out a form here! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Real talk: clutch purses fuck SO hard.

Like "I don't need any straps or handles. This is *mine,* so it stays in *my* hands."
Dragon behavior. Fucking phenomenal. 11/10.

The body type I need, man.

Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.

Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.

Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.

You and me both sister.

God that's a body shape I need to have. Perfect.

Oh hell yeah. We'll play a fuck ton of games together sometime then.

There's a fun idea in that. Berlin Fashion Week comes along and I offer a deal where I design an outfit for your OC based on their tastes.

Iggy dresses alternatively, wearing a lot of patchwork pieces made of leftover scraps from previous prey encounters.

Boss is more business punk. Tailored pieces with rips and tears to accommodate her bigger features.

Dragon wears long, flowing, sheer robes made from his own mycelial fibers.

Where do you go mentally when you get zooted.

@tiake.bsky.social

I'm salivating.

Plumping up in all the right places!

#gainer #iggysrealass

I did my half of the deal, now finish yours. Cum so I can get back to work. It's been nine hours.

INVOICE JUMPSCARE INVOICE JUMPSCARE INVOICE JUMPSCARE I'm starting work again tomorrow, but I'm going ahead and sending invoices today! I'll get to everyone in the order of invoice paid as usual.

Wish him a happy birthday or perish by my hand.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. MANTHER!! 💜

Long may he reign. Steady be his fist.

Okay so I said I'd be back tomorrow but it's @tiake.bsky.social's birthday tomorrow so I'm not actually going to do that. Be back Tuesday!

Halogen gentlethem.

And I'm hard the whole fucking time, baby~ 💜