@beyondwonder.bsky.social
Him Parody Account
@homerunstar.bsky.social
S a n d .
S A N D ?
08.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh this is gonna be good.
06.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Understandable.
06.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait you didn’t vanish off the face of the earth?
06.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Release the golden tide. (That’s what he calls the pups)
06.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You’re not Mika.
06.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HOLY SHIT THATS FANTASTIC!
06.11.2025 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
youtube.com/shorts/V0e48...
*offers you serotonin via puppy vid*
Replace he with she
03.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh wow he does have powers!
02.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone who has superpowers.
02.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hmm…I think I know someone who can help with that.
02.11.2025 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your kid has superpowers!?
02.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The bebies.
01.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Should I wife her as a Christmas gift for Moto.
Hmm…
31.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Hmm…
30.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh! Thanks for reminding me!
Moto! It’s flu season!
What’s wrong sweetie?
30.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0![Leo being my favorite turtle part 1 [MINOR SPOILERS]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gkb7lltvlanqw5tjf7yy32xl/bafkreifwgxb5oy666waycjceptovmvjm4cvhu3sv4jhbidhuyjmt4cdkei@jpeg)
Choso if he went full saucy
youtu.be/FrnI888RNgw?...
💉 Fine sheesh. Can’t a girl have some fun?
28.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💉 Fair game.
28.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💉 Or boyfriend?
28.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💉…can you at least find her a girlfriend?
28.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💉 Michi?
28.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0YEA!
28.10.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
GE GOT FUCKIN BLESSED!!!
youtube.com/shorts/EGxte...
@homerunstar.bsky.social BABE HOLY SHIT!
28.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🌊 Coral :3
28.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
