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Sojiro Sakura

@coffeedadsojiro.bsky.social

Godslayer, Coffee Shop Owner and Proud Dad Parody Account

71 Followers  |  49 Following  |  71 Posts  |  Joined: 14.05.2025
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29.01.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mhm~

29.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The same could be said for you~

29.01.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*slides a ring onto her finger*

Yeah~

02.12.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aren’t we…already married?

02.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 *sips tea*

Sometimes it’s nice to have a day off.

20.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm…I recommend switching your character and vehicle up. Maybe you can success with a different combo.

20.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm…what’s your main?

20.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 I couldn’t see their face.

17.09.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 I saw another one spray painted onto the side of a car.

17.09.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 So have I.

17.09.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Replace Ann with Sumire and this list is GOLDEN

11.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re hired.

06.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see.

06.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Say madame, you good with drinks?

06.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm…

06.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this crabby boy.

22.08.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 Mhm!

07.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 Mhm!

07.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 *holding a golden retriever puppy*

You don’t say.

07.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 :)

05.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kept you waiting huh?

05.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Invisible- Duran Duran: MGSV Big Boss/Venom Snake walking down hallway edit
YouTube video by RealUgg Invisible- Duran Duran: MGSV Big Boss/Venom Snake walking down hallway edit

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05.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🌏 To whoever said β€œThe earth is flat.”

I hope your card declines at the store.

04.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The dubious little creature
YouTube video by BeaussaNova The dubious little creature

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Look at this Astra Cat

02.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess you can say it’s Persona 3 Reload Portable.

31.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*from the back*

Thomas Wayne!

31.07.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.

20.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*interested*

20.07.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0