@coffeedadsojiro.bsky.social
Godslayer, Coffee Shop Owner and Proud Dad Parody Account
🌏 *sips tea*
Sometimes it’s nice to have a day off.
Hmm…I recommend switching your character and vehicle up. Maybe you can success with a different combo.
20.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hmm…what’s your main?
20.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 I couldn’t see their face.
17.09.2025 05:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 I saw another one spray painted onto the side of a car.
17.09.2025 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 So have I.
17.09.2025 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Replace Ann with Sumire and this list is GOLDEN
11.09.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re hired.
06.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I see.
06.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Say madame, you good with drinks?
06.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hmm…
06.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Look at this crabby boy.
22.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 Mhm!
07.08.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🌏 Mhm!
07.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 *holding a golden retriever puppy*
You don’t say.
🌏 :)
05.08.2025 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kept you waiting huh?
05.08.2025 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🌏 To whoever said “The earth is flat.”
I hope your card declines at the store.
youtu.be/SfJBshvLJe4?...
Look at this Astra Cat
Guess you can say it’s Persona 3 Reload Portable.
31.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*from the back*
Thomas Wayne!
Oh.
20.07.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*interested*
20.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yknow, I can forgive these tourists if
A. They weren’t so entitled
B. They respected the customs of Japan.
And C. And this is a very specific one.
Didn’t call my daughter heinous things due to her dyed hair.
Yeah they fucking suck.
17.07.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*hands her the mousetaba*
16.07.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Who would like to hold the mousetaba?
16.07.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 Sure.
09.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌏 I know this bar that serves this great food.
09.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
